Here in the underwater kingdom of Pugetopolis, we're dealing so much water that it's almost easy to forget about soccer and other mundane matters. How much water do we have? Well, the Parks Department actually cancelled our Saturday soccer game due to the pitch being under an inch of water. I said play on, but the powers that be thought it dangerous.

Around the world...despite my better instincts, I'm actually starting to root for the Red Devils. You know the saying that the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Well, it's nice to see a team that looks like it can out-foot Chelsea to the league title. Make no mistake, Chelsea is Satan's team and must be defeated at all costs.

To that end, Tottenham dispatched them 2-1 Sunday, while Man U dismantled Bolton to clearly secure 1st place. (Of course, since they lost, that prompted Jose More-Whine-Yo to kick and scream and threaten to hold his breath until his face turned blue. Can you imagine the time his parents had with him when he was a kid?)

Look, Arsenal is not going to finish in the top 2 this year. They're are a year away from figuring out what to do after they're done with all those glorious passes (Hint: see the white sticks. Aim between 'em!). At best, they're gunning for 3rd or 4th place. So, then, it's up to SAF and his Devils to fight for what's right in football. And, to boot, they're not playing a bad brand of soccer, at all.