Another blow for the Gunners as Thierry Henry is out for a month. This is a big knock however you slice it, but with the Dec 12th match against Chelsea this feels ominous. Meanwhile, Thierry denies a bust-up with Arsene, but the two are clearly not on the same page about the roster.

A late entry for the Newspaper Headline of the Year award. I've got nothing against nudity. And you can smoke crack, if that's what you're into. Alligator wrestling is weird, but OK. But, wow, if you combine all 3, you're just asking for trouble.

You've Got to Fight For Your Right To Party (Dip)
Lawsuit of the year. Someone had to make a stand.