With Henry gone, I had begun to worry that the rumour mill would want for work and might even have to begin laying rumour millworkers. I'm happy to report that those industrious artisans of the rumour mill trade are happy back at work, crafting Cesc Fabregas rumours now.

It has been traditional for some time to suggest that men driving certain cars, or driving cars in certain ways, are compensating for, let's say shortages in a certain physical department. Now the Australian Road and Transit Authority has come right out and made an ad campaign centered on this theme. Nice...