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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Shouts From the Prof

The Professor gives a shout out to Gilberto - possibly also a message to Der Lemon about how to be an adult and a professional. I'm starting to wonder if we will ever see The Teutonic Tantrum grace an Arsenal side again. Wenger does not even have him traveling with the team to Manchester for this Saturday's delicious showdown with the Red Devils.



If there're any doubts about how well received Lehmann's newspaper rants were, read it in the squad selection. Wenger is not just establishing the who's who  and what's what of the side, he's administering a prison-sized bitch slapping to Lehmann. Given the German's fragile mentality, I believe his Arsenal career is over.



Not that Almunia hasn't looked strong when tested. Against Liverpool, I counted one (minor) mistake when he came out to challenge a pass in and didn't get it - Eboue saved the the day (the ref missed an obvious handling call on Liverpool). The rest of the game the Spaniard with the lousy hairstyle showed excellent form. He was sharp and made 3 great saves and a bunch of really good ones.



The Professor also took time to boost Nicklas Bendtner. I haven't seen enough of the kid to be sure, but I've liked what I saw. He reminds me of Ruud Van Nistelroy; a big, strong bloke who knows where they goal is and always seems to be heading there at the right time. It'll be interesting to see what he can do tonight in the Carling Cup match with Sheffield United.



Monday, October 29, 2007

Fabulous Fabregas and Gunners Deny Liverpool

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Yesterday's clash of the last unbeaten Premiership teams was as exciting as such a match should be. The contest in doubt and fiercely contested until the whistle sounded. Arsenal, of course, battled back from a 1-goal deficit to go level at 1-1 and reclaim top spot - by a hair - in the Premiership.



The Gunners were unlucky to be down a goal seven minutes in as a Stevie G free kick from 19 yards was assisted by five Gunners doing there best impression of the Berlin Wall coming apart. I think it was Flamini who dove aside to open the door. Almunia had nothing to do with it, given the pace of Gerrard's shot, but dove gamely and with good reaction to get near the ball.



After that, the Gunners were inspired and began playing some of the best passing football displayed this season. They literally ran and passed in circles around Liverpool. The domination of posession and attack was such that if I were a Liverpool fan I'd be quite concerned. The match commentators were talking about this; one was saying that Liverpool's trouble getting and keeping the ball could be a result of them being tired, blah blah blah. The other chimed in: "It's also a sign you're getting old." Boo. And Yah.



Nonetheless, this was one of those strange games in which we dominated so thoroughly and yet had zero shots on goal. 27 minutes in, out of nowhere, Liverpool got two corner kicks and put some heavy pressure on goal. Stevie G got on the ball at 20 yards out and hit a sure goal, a rising ball with exceptional pace that was headed just under the crossbard. Almunia, who apparently doesn't read the German papers, showed excpetional stuff and made a great save to push the ball over the bar. Really fabulous save from the Spaniard. Most keepers - that was goaltime.



Two minutes later, I was amazed to see Gerrard apparently growing roots in the pitch, standing to recieve a 15 yard pass that an Arsenal played intercepted by running to it. I thought, yeah he's scored the goal but shouldn't the center-half be moving?



Shortly thereafter, Carragher applied a manly, but really cheapshot elbow to eboue's head in the box.  Liverpool was desperate to assert some control on a game that had gotten so far away from them they couldn't even sniff its exhaust, and they did so by getting increasingly chippy. Liverpool only looked dangerous in the first half on set pieces.



Adebayor did not have a great game. He seemed to lack the final instinct. Just before the break he got a pass on the right side of the defense and had a clear run to the box for a 1-on-1 with Reina. But the Liverpool defense began calling for offsides...and Adebayor hesitated to check for a flag. The defense had stopped! A first-rate striker continues.



At end of half, Gunner Nation was frustrated and needed meds. Arsenal was ascendent, transcendent, masterful and as dominant as an EPL team can be against another...and yet, they had no shots on frame. I just felt the 2nd half would return some justice to the world of football.



Liverpool started off the half strong and began posessing more of the ball in the midfield. Mascherano was a terror all game long. However, he tended to follow up his tackles with long spells of posessionthat too often ended in disposession. seven minutes in Liverpool got a nice shot - sure goal - from Peter Crouch that Almunia made another outstandign save, this one a full stretch dive to his right to push the ball wide. The Spaniard was a crucial factor for Arsenal in this match and must be strongly tipped for more playing time.



Arsenal should've gotten level in the 53rd on a beautiful pass through to Eboue, but he hit the post/ The rebound spilled to Cesc with a tantalizingly wide open goal but he couldn't get his foot right on the ball and it went over.



The Arsenal continued to build attacks and they were getting the ball in deeper. Wenger made tactical subs bringing Theo and Gilberto and then Bendtner. Theo continues to bring energy and pace by the barrowful. I like what I'm seeing from the young man. Bendtner proved to be a key sub as he made a nifty pass through to an onrushing Cesc who brilliantly toe tapped the ball past Reina and into the back of the bag for the leveller. Six minutes later the Wunderkind - which one?, Cesc. - hit the post. Several times in the last 25 minutes, Arsenal could've taken this game and were unlucky not to leave Anfield with the full 3 points.



The last ten minutes were a rush of excitement with action up and down the pitch but mostly in Liverpool's end. However, Captain Gallas saved us from defeat with a crucial last minute save on a Stevie G shot that was the sure game winner. At the end, the 1-1 tie and 1 point was sure justice to a team that played brilliant football and played with heart and commitment.



The Professor was quick to applaud his side, and their chances to claim the title this season.



After the match I was treated to an even more satisfying game, when my daughter's U13 team met up with a top rival and basically replayed the Arsenal match, except they won. After going down a goal n the first half, despite thoroughly dominating, with great passing and no real shots to show for it, they blasted in two second half goals to leave as victors! Great stuff. And they played a passing, motion-based game like the Gunners.



Finally a few words about Lemon...er, Lehmann. Franz Beckenbauer tries an intervention with the petulant keeper. You may recall that Lehmann called out Wenger and Almunia two weeks ago.

"Lehmann will be playing for a different club by winter because Wenger will not
accept that," he said.



Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Arsenal Kills Slavia

Arsenal 7 - Slavia Prague 0. Ouch. I wish this one had been on TV, that's for sure. The highlights were awesome. Gunners slicing through the Slavia midfield and backline like hot knives through a very soft butter. This was apparently the largest margin of victory ever in the CL.



Afterwards, the Slavia Prague coach changed the defense's nickname to Old Rugs to commemorate and how badly and repeatedly they were beaten by the Gunners. He also indicated that the team would be considering giving up football after this match, perhaps taking up golf or table tennis.



Hey, this weekend's Liverpool-Arsenal match is on TV. Clash of the 2 unbeaten clubs. This is going to be an awesome match to watch.



The Professor says more to come from this squad. Me likey. The football I've seen so far has almost made me want to run away to England.

"Two months ago I was 'crazy' not to buy players and we were not even rated in
(England's) top seven," said Wenger.

Ok, Arsene. I'm sorry about what I said earlier about the squad. Let up already. You are the master and I am a lowly know-nothing fan.



Young Gunner Theo Walcott has been playing brilliantly of late. Two goals last night! One, he deemed a "Thierry Henry finish," and seeing the highlight, I have to agree. It certainly looks like Theo studied Thierry's game. Good for us! The Professor, of course, tips Theo for England. If the Lions weren't such a mess, I'd agree. However, I'm not certain McClaren would know what to do with Theo. Then again, it may just be England. Look at Sven Goran-Erikkson. Turns out behind the appearance of imbecility while coaching Englad, the dude is a freakin' football genius. Man City are a real football club! And SGE may be Manager of the Year (not! It's going to be Wenger).



Everything rosy for Arsenal? No. There's Jens Lehmann - someone let him off his leash and a reporter found him.

"But I think - and this is directed towards my dear coach - that you should
not humiliate players for too long. I am an Arsenal player and I will not
just fade away quietly."



"I am convinced I will soon be playing again. Almunia hasn't shown that he can
win us matches just yet. I have been through this situation once and know how
the other keeper is situated mentally. I can't imagine he will handle this.

Calling out his coach and his teammate. What's the German word for bitch? I think Lehmann is a talented goalie, but the asterisk has always been his temperament. Add another asterisk for lack of class. Yes, he's a better keeper than Almunia, but with words like this it makes it harder to put the German back in charge of the sticks. Lehmann might want to consult Gilberto for guidance in how to ride out time on the bench with some class.



In other Coach-Goalkeeper conflicts, US Women's Coach Greg Ryan is rightfully shown the door. He only lost one game in 3 years in charge. However, that game was a coaching meltdown that revealed that the previous 49 games reflected a talented team, not coaching skill. Keeper Hope Solo probably should've kept her mouth shut, but everyone knows she was right. Coach had to go. I doubt US Soccer will bring in a good coach. They have repeatedly shown themselves to be perhaps the most clueless soccer federation in the world.



Fabianski or someone else will be keeper next season.





Saturday, October 20, 2007

Arsenal Stay Toppers

It's been awhile to post here - That damnable international break!



Nonetheless, Arsenal easily handle Bolton today at Emirate, cruising to a 2-0 win. Toure got things started in the 61st, while Tomas Rosicky authored the insurance policy in the 80th to kick managerless and apparently listless Bolton Blunderers to the curbside.



I can't tell you anymore than this because those crack-smokers at FSN have not shown the last couple of Gunners' matches and I'm relying on my ESPN Soccernet. Reading the stats, it looks like the Gunners dominated, with 19 shots and 9 on frame, to Bolton's lone (yes, lone) attempt at a ball towards the goal sticks.