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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Money Game is Looking Profitable

The latest financial reports are in and Arsenal's profits continue to rise. Unbeknownst to many fans Arsenal actually make 500,000 pounds every time Nick Bendntner misses a wide open shot that any other human being would be expected to knock in.



Monday, February 16, 2009

Eduardo's The Man!

Arsenal's Eduardo Da Silva completed an almost year-long comeback by netting 2 goals in the Gunner's complete 4-0 demolition of wannbe contenders Cardiff City in the 4th round FA Cup replay. Cheers and beers to the speedy Brazilian (I know, he's a Croat now) forward who suffered a resoundingly horrific injury (I'm sweating just thinking of it) in January 2008 against Birmingham. Let's hope Eduardo is the spark that can reignite the Gunner's fading fill-in-the-blanks hopes for this season.



Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Arshavin In:Arsenal Just Beat the Deadline

Arsene got his man. Gallass is still here. We still need some steel in the middle of the pitch and backline. A step in the right direction when a few leaps are what is required.



Monday, February 2, 2009

Is He or Isn't He?

Conflicting reports about whether Andrei Arshavin is a Gunner, though it seems likely that's the result of the last minute contract gesticulations. We have to wait until someone shovels the sidewalks in London before a final FA ruling confirms the move. The soap opera season continues...



Sunday, February 1, 2009

Transfer Deadline Up in the Air

The question on everyone's mind (well, Gooners, at least) is whether Andrei Arshavin will come over to Arsenal or not.

Heavy snow is falling across England, leading to the resked of Arsenal's Cardiff City match.

The transfer deadline may be moved as well. After all, you wouldn't want Arsense trying to push a wheelbarrow of cash towards Zenit St. Petersborg in this weather,would you?!

Oh, and Arsenal failed to see the other side of the goaline when playing the WHammers on Saturday. An enervating 0-0 draw was the result. Boring, boring Arsenal?

This, despite something like 70% posession and 20+ shots goalward. Adebayor, continuing his blubbering form of late, had an uncontested header that he aimed directly at the keeper.

Arsene, do you need any help pushing the wheelbarrow?

Oh, and David Dein crawled out from whatever cave he's been hiding in to state the obvious (to everyone but Arsene it seems). He added:

"Neener neener neener."