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Monday, July 27, 2009

Toure Next to Take The Man City Money Bus?

It looks like Kolo Toure, Arsenal's exceptionally gifted but oft-inconsistent centre back is ready to cash in on the Light Blue Largesse and sign with Mark Hughes' side. If one of the two had left, I was hoping it would be Will.I.Am Gallass, but it appears these dreams, too, shall be dashed this summer.

At Least Henry Knows What Loyalty Is (Even After One Has Signed With Barca). The former Gunner skipper says he would never tell Patrick Vieira, or anyone (presumably this includes Stretch the Wonder Striker) to sign for Tottenham.

And in news that warms the heart of any Gunners fan, whilst simultaneously boosting tenfold our hopes for next season, Nicklas Bendtner has decided to stick with Arsenal. Good on ya, Nick. Now, if you can just (in order) learn to shut your big trap, score those sitters, run and work hard, and keep your trousers on,  you'll be the big time player you think you are in no time.



Sunday, July 26, 2009

Another One Got Away

Anyway you look at the game Saturday afternoon in Seattle against the Chicago Dive, this should've been a win and 3 points at home. The Rave Green created many good opportunities, including 2 crossbar-clangers, 2 goal-line clearances and a point-blank shot on goal, following a Nate Jacqua header that should've scored (and probably would've on any other day). And yet, the result was the club's first scoreless draw in its history.

I can't say the Sounders dominated this game, but they controlled it. We worked the ball down both sides of the field, throughout, and maintained a pretty consistent level of posession. Like Tuesday's cup game, it seemed that we just couldn't buy a goal. Chance after chance came up just wide, just over, or saved one way or another. And yet, after Tuesday, I had confidence that we were going to score.

Nate Jacqua continued his hard work up front. Though, he ended up shooting blanks, I felt he had a good game. He was denied by some good goalkeeping. He did a lot of little things off the ball (he was first to the ball to clear a dangerous corner in the dying minutes) and he did a good job posessing the ball and linking with Montero and the midfield.

Steve Zakuani's speed caused the Chicago defense trouble all game long. Unfortunately, when he did get into shooting position, his shots were pretty tame. Maybe he's tired after three games in a week, but we need better shots from #11.

Alonso. It's great to have him back. Watching him rip posession from guys twice his size is just a treat.

Freddy Ljungberg had a solid game, but loses 2 points in my book: one for shooting straight at the keeper when the goal was there for the taking (Arsenal men have to do better than that), and secondly for getting ejected from the game. Yes, the ref was an asshole, but Freddy put us in a hole just minutes after we'd gotten a man advantage. Just walk away, Freddy. Yes, there is injustice in getting carded for a dive, while Cuahtemoc Blanco is treating the pitch like an Olympic-sized dive pool, but Freddy did dive, and not very convincingly.

There were some strange substitutions. LeToux for Zakuani. I felt Zak still had energy. Taking him off, just subbed speed for speed. Better to take off Montero, who largely wasn't involved (at least productively) after the 80th minute. Taking Jacqua off with a few minutes left also seemed odd. He was the only striker working hard at that point and he's proved he has the grittiness to grind away for 90 minutes until he scores. That, and with a man down, his height in the box was important in defending set pieces.

Tyrone Marshall did not play and I think that hurt us. Jhon Kennedy Hurtado has been inconsistent in recent games, particularly in marking runners up the middle of the box. Marshall seems to have better anticipation, and I think he pairs more effectively with Patrick Ianni.

And now, the ref. Disappointingly, I have seen some of the worst refereeing in my life in this first MLS season of the Sounders. Inconsistency, inability to control a game, unwillingness to prevent the diving and stalling tactics that suck the entertainment and enjoyment out of a match, and complete lack of concept of how to manage a game. Referee Baldomero Toro was all these things and more. Not once did he caution Chicago for their consistent, repeated diving, stalling the play on Sounders free kicks, or their own re-starts. Every kick Blanco is standing right in front of the ball. In 70 percent (I guesstimate) of the plays in which Blanco is challenged by a Sounders defender, he falls. Coincidence? Old age? Come on!

And then he awards Chicago a golden free kick outside the 18 in the final minutes of the first half off a horrible dive by Blanco (knocked off both feet by an inconsequential touch by a Sounders defender). When Freddy tries to get the same (and yes, it was a dive, but its consistency I'm on about here), he's carded and ultimately ejected.

Toro made some correct calls, but never in any consistency to amount to game management. And what's with the halftime conference with Blanco? That didn't look good at all.

And here's another problem with the MLS. While the game was exciting, the last 5 minutes were frustating and boring because of the time-wasting antics of Chicago. Seattle wanted to get on with it and try to score, but we had another plethora of on-field "injuries." As a fan, I find this really disappointing and un-entertaining. There are few teams in the MLS that play with the attacking style of the Sounders. Too many of them play the plodding, grind-it-out style. Throw the time-wasting antics in and you've got a problem for a league trying to build a fan base.

In England it's ok to be a Bolton or a Tottenham. You don't have to be exciting or particularly good because you've got decades of tradition and football's supremacy as a professional sport. In the MLS, you have a nation to conquer. They're not going to do it by asking people to pay $50 a seat to watch a bunch of men rolling around on the ground as the stretcher parade runs off the sidelines and back.



Thursday, July 23, 2009

Stay Classy, ASHcOLE

Good old, Cashley Hole. He may have been a decent defender in his day (prime, well nigh past), but keeping his ugly maw shut has not been one of his skills.



Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Sounders Get Title Shot in US Open Cup

Words are elusive at this late hour, after a dramatic, scintillating 2-1 Sounders FC win over Houston Dynamo at Starfire this evening. I am just going to soak up the blissful feelings and put words to the game later. Seven thoughts, though, in free-form...


  1. This was a classic, match for the ages. And this team isn't even 1 year old!

  2. I will not ever slag Nate Jacqua again. He played 120 minutes of gutsy, workhorse football and scored the equalizer that noone else seemed willing to score.

  3. Freddy Montero. Getting better.

  4. Subbing in Alonso made the difference in my opinion. He still gets my vote for Club MVP.

  5. Houston sucks.

  6. Tonight's referee may have been the worst yet.

  7. Ahhh....victory!

  8. Shot at silverware in our first season. Nice. Very nice.



Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Will John Terry Be In Seattle Saturday?

'Cuz it's looking like he won't be in London come August 15 when Chelsea open the 2009-2010 season against Hull City (Opinion on Hull's Phil Brown being his own worst enemy). Man City, that great, new vacuum cleaner of high wage players, is desperately trying to suck up the England and Chelsea Captain, the man dubbed "Mr. Chelsea." Analysis here.

I worry about how the Swede will take this development, should it develop?

Robbo Robson offers his usual snarked up, slightly brilliant commentary on the sky blue cash floating through the EPL.

Nonetheless, I'm looking forward to seeing JT Saturday. Maybe I should get him a parting gift?



Tuesday, July 14, 2009

On The Rise...

Rave Green is on the rise in the table and in the ESPN Power Rankings (which I've never paid attention to before, but since I found it and it has us #2 in the MLS...well, what the hey...).

Green'ers know that we've got a very good squad. The MLS is finding out, as well, not only as we beat top teams like Houston, but also with our all-stars. Kasey Keller and Freddie Ljungberg. With the rest of the squad yet to be named, expect at least one more Sounder to be named, likely Fredy Montero. I'd also vote for Alonso (for reasons previously stated) but his games missed due to injury will likely nix that. I also think that Tyrone Marshall and Jhon Kennedy Hurtado would both be great adds. Their defense has been oustanding all season long.

Sigmund Does this guy play for the KC Lizards, BTW?

The Sounders are putting in a bid for the US Open Cup final. This is a great move. If the Sounders do win the July 21st game against the Dinamo then there will be thousands of Green'ers looking for tickets to watch their team compete for the first silverwware in club history! Hopefully, that means Qwest Field...

Over in the EPL, Treasure Chest City has swooped Carlito away from SAF. Not to worry, SAF, you still have the Immovable Object (aka Berbatov). But what's this? TCC is also sniffing around Adebayor? Le Profeseur must keep the tall Togoese striker!

Craziest transfer rumour of the season: Tottenham in talks with former Arsenal Captain Patrick Vieira??!! Insane. Doesn't he know that making such a move would alienate tens of thousands of Gooners? Perhaps, more importantly, it would squeeze the life and credibility out of what was a terrific career. Stay tuned to see if there is anything to this.



Sunday, July 12, 2009

Sounders Win (Without Me)

I'm on vacation in San Diego, so I missed the Saturday afternoon game with Houston, which Seattle put away 2-1. More here & here.  Sounders are looking good in the table, just 3 points behind the Dynamo. After a great start, a muddling middle of the season, the Rave Green are on fire again.

It's also nice to see Steve Kelley trying hard to cover the Sounders from time to time, here waxing poetic about the front line tandem of Jacqua and Montero.

The huge speed bump to the MSL that is PGE Park looks to have finally been cleared, with a deal reached between Portland and the Timbers' owner (the City Council still has to apply its rubber stamp). Much as I dislike things Portland, it'll be good to have the Timbers in the league. The Sounders need a mortal enemy, a derby rival, and we'll get two, with the Timbers and Vancouver.

I'm looking forward to seeing Chelsea, Saturday, when we return!



Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Sounders Win US Open Cup Quarter...

A quickie before I go away...on vacation. Between that and daughter's soccer tournament, I squeezed in a trip to Starfire  to watch the Rave Green battle KC Buzzards for the US Open Cup Quarters. Sounders controlled much of the match, missed many a gilt-edged opportunity, while allowing for a few scary KC chances, but ultimately prevailed 1-0 when Seba slotted in a deserved penalty kick in the 89th minute.

Buzzard Franken-keeper Kevin Hartmann claims the PK play was another of Fredy Montero's deap sea dives, but from where I was standing (I had a a good line of sight on the play), it sure as hell looked like a foul. I thought the ugly bugger should've been handed a red card for his troubles.

Fredy certainly took a few dives. Who can blame him? After watching the BUzzards dive all game long, he probably felt he should test the water.

Anyhow, great game. Eletric intensity at Starfire. Sounders were after this one all game long and did well to secure victory before OT. More here from Jose Miguel Romero. The right team moves on to the semi-final match against Houston.

I'll miss the next game (not even sure I can get it on TV!), but will be back in the stands for Chelsea and the US Open Cup semis.

Go Sounders FC!



Sunday, July 5, 2009

Random Posts

Stephen Colbert announces soccer's arrival in the states.

Daniel Harris notes that Real Madrid's spending spree is loony and quite possibly threatening to world soccer...but MLS as a sane alternative model?



Friday, July 3, 2009

Sounders Sign a Left Back, Arsenal Signs Noone

Sounders gaffer Sigi Schmid may have agreed with me that we need to shore up the left back position. Tyson Wahl is not quite the answer. So, the Sounders have signed Costa Rican defender Leonardo Gonzalez, apparently for that position, though he has versatility to play at different positions. My guess is left back.

There's nothing happening this weekend with the Rave Green. Next game is the US Open Cup quarterfinal against the Kansas City Lizards at Starfire Tuesday night. Brad Evans got the call up to join the US team this weekend at CONCACAF qualifying at Qwest. Let's hope he gets some quality field time.

I'll be watching youth soccer this weekend (God help me!).

Also in the MLS, Landon Donovan puts out a big, flaming welcome-home-bastard message for LA Galactico teammate David Bowie...er, David Beckham. I can't keep all these superstars apart. Say what you want about Becks, but at least we have an answer to the trivia question: "What was the MLS's most expensive mistake?"

Oh, and over at Emirates Way, the team's signing activity has hit a fever pitch, with absolutely noone being signed in the last week. It is rumoured though, that an aggressive steroids program has doubled the strength of midfielders Cesc Fabregas and Theo Walcott. This rumour has been quasi-confirmed with Walcott besting Portsmouth striker and professional circus tent pole Peter Crouch in a best-of-seven arm wrestling contest (though Walcott later lost to Crouch in the Robot Dance competition).