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Saturday, February 6, 2010

46-Year-Old Blogger Committs to UW

The storied list of University of Washington quarterbacks may grow in leaps and bounds as this 46-year-old has verbally committed to play signal caller for the Huskies, "if I return to college someday."

Ridiculous, right? Yeah, almost as silly as 13-year old children making verbals to USC. Good God, have we not learned anything from the Todd Marinovich?!

Sure, the kid has some good indicators and skills for his age, but he's 13! He's project to grow to 6-5?!

Yeah, I'm projected to grow to 6'2" and a six-pack-laden 185 pounds of mean, football-slinging muscle...if I get into shape...and get on some steroids...and don't have a midlife crisis before then.