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Saturday, March 27, 2010

Title Finally Out of Reach?

Gunners express blows a flat and drops 2 critical points at Birmingham City, surrendering a 1-1 equalizer in the last seconds of a game they'd secured after 83 minutes of futility. This loss goes down to two people: Manuel Almunia and the coach who hired him.

First, Manuel "Hilario" Almunia. The lazily floating, unintentional shot from Kevin Phillips should've been parried over the bar to safety. No EPL-quality keeper with the season on the line should softly push the ball beneath his own crossbar. Those two points have almost certainly ended what has been an inspiring, highly unlikely run for the title. To have it end on a bozo play like that should finally end the Almunia experiment.

Now, the coach. For all his great qualities, Arsene Wenger shows too many judgement lapses at critical times. Almunia is top of the list today. It's been clear to seemingly everyone else aside from Le Profeseur that Manuel Almunia is not a top four starting keeper. He could keep for Everton. He certainly looks like he could fill David "Calamity" James' boots at Portsmouth. But for a title winner? Methinks not, and today's result is the strongest argument. Anyone else see the absolute brain fart of a toss out late in the game, straight to a Birmingham midfielder? Chelsea would've punished us on that. Or the ball he decided to punch to an opponent from the 12-yard line? What is any intelligent keeper doing trying to claim a hot ball 12 yards out in the middle of a crowd of defenders and opponents??! Let your defenders take care of that.

Now, Wenger has got to see defects like that and make the call to get himself a championship level keeper. If not, then he's got to share with us the drugs he's taking.

Final quibble. Why is he starting Theo Walcott? My guess, is that he's showing admirable, but misplaced loyalty, and trying to help the lad get a spot in an England team that doesn't need him. Walcott cannot be rated anything else than a once-intriguing experiment that has become a defect in the team's quality. Sure, he's got all the speed in the world, but he has nothing - nothing - in the final third. His crossing is poor. His finishing is not even MLS--quality.

Aside from two runs early in the game, Walcott was Casper the Ineffective Ghost. When he was subbed off, the team began to click and Nasri scored what should've been the game winner.

Sadly, it was not, and a great effort by the Arsenal has gone for naught. I doubt we can continue to rely on the leaders to so generously drop points for us.



Saturday, March 13, 2010

Word of the Day is...

Whew!

As in, glad to see that ball in the back of the net after 73 minutes of wasteful, profligate footballing! Arsenal nicked 3 crucial, crucial points from a determined Hull side, courtesy of the Big Dane Nicklas Bendtner. The gangly young lad has discovered the joys of scoring goals and executed a Smash and Grab score off of Boaz Myhill's poorly parried block of a Denilson long-range attempt. The final result: Arsenal 2-Hull city 1.

This game was excruciating for much of the 2nd half, as Arsenal let 10-men Hull knock them off their rhythm. They failed to find their passing touch and Samir Nasri could not provide the creative flair missing from their injured captain Cesc Fabregas. Arsenal did not so much as get a shot on the Hull City goal until stoppage time. But the important fact is that they kept working until they created shots. Denilson was perhaps too hopeful in launching his shot from 35 yards out, but the resulting rebound proved the importance of taking shots.

The game started brightly enough as Arsenal got out of the gates in fine fashion, moving the ball around with ease and the resulting Arshavin goal seemed inevitable. The little Russian showed his skill in dribbling around and through two defenders before slotting past the onrushing Myhill. It seemed that Arsenal might better the 3-0 result they produced against Hull at Emirates earlier this year.

Diabolical refereeing changed the direction of the game. Both referee Andre "the Lost" Marriner and the AR missed a painfully offsides Jan Vennegor of Hesselink and then rewarded the Hull striker for clearly initiating contact with Sol Campbell in a non-scoring position, by gifting the home side the penalty. Jimmy Bullard equalized for the Tigers and the game went downhill from there.

Arsenal spent the next 73 minutes lost in the wilderness. Andrei Arshavin was particularly wasteful with posession and seemed to want nothing more than to equal Nick Bendtner's effort last week against Burnley. He missed at least 3 sitters by my count. But everyone has an off day and you can't discount the wonderful first goal he scored.

And while I'm at it, bravo to Sol Campbell! Sure he's lost a bit of the game since his heyday anchoring the Invincibles back line, but he is still an able, experienced defender. There is something inspiring for this Gunner when seeing the big bald guy wearing the red shirt and showing his all in defending the Gunners goal. While I was sorry to Zayitte injured in the clash between him and Campbell, the tackle (a clean one in which Sol got to the ball first) was robust, resolute and hard-nosed. Campbell brings a steely attitude that stiffens the Gunners' back line significantly.

The important thing for Arsenal supporters is that the side showed resilience against a very determined Hull team fighting for its Premiership survival. Champions win even on the days where they struggle. Arsenal secured the 3 points they needed to keep pace with their rivals, Chelsea and Manchester United.

Amazingly, despite losing RVN for the season, the horrible loss of young Aaron Ramsey, and Cesc, Nick Bendtner, Rosicky, Walcott, Diaby, Arshavin & Gallass for crucial periods, this Gunners squad is right in the race for the title. We're not getting excited about battling for the 4th spot, as we have been the past few seasons. We've still got our eyes on the trophy. And we're on to the quarterfinals of the Champions League. And with the exception of Arshavin, the Gunners have done it largely with talent they've developed internally.

As frustrating as Arsenal has been at times this year, their results have shown the value and promise of Arsene Wenger's footballing strategy and management philosophy.

Strap in, it's going be an exciting ride to the finish line!