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Hail Hail Arsenal!

An enervating game at the San Siro ends with Arsenal deservedly winning 2-0 with a late wondergoal from Cesc Fabregas and an insurance piece from Adebayor. As exciting as Cesc's goal was, I was delighted by Theo Walcott's blinding speed, hustle and moxie to win a ball that at first appeared a wasted deep ball, then round the defender and pretty as you like, square up the oncoming Adebayor freight train.

It was a thrilling match from the whistle (and there was plenty of those), with plenty of back and forth and lots of chances for both sides. In the end, though, the better team moved on. Hail Arsenal!!

Spuds Help Out (sort of)

Arsenal stays top of the table as the Red Devils dropped 2 points at Faint Heart Lane. It would've been a full 3 points had not the Spuds conceded the equalizer on the last bloody play of the game...and with an own goal.

Anyways, Arsenal gets the full 3 and the Mancs and RMA only draw 1s. Good enough.

Arsenal Spank The Citizens

This one was all over by the time I got out of bed, but the Gunners beat Man City 3-1 in the EPL early game. Adebayor scored two and assisted Eduardo on the 3rd as Arsenal busted the cherry on Manchester City, becoming the first EPL team to beat the Citizens at the Eastlands this season..

...And while I'm writing this, The Mancs are down a goal at White Hart Lane. Is it too much to ask for, to get a Tottenham win or will the Spud defense let us down, as they've let down the Tottenhamsters all season (er, except for that 5-1 thrashing of Arsenal in the cup...)

End of That Streak

Tottenham and Arsenal. I don't want to talk about it.

Starting the New Year Right

Well, well it's a brand spanking New Year and Arsenal remain atop the EPL table after what appears to have been a comfortable 2-0 win over the Red Devil killers, West Ham.

Chelsea stays within range on a couple of gift-wrapped decisions from refs and their assistants.

Over at Old Trafford, something strange is going with Fergie. He defends the American squadrillionaire owner, Malcolm Glazer (Rafa Benitez, are you taking notes?), blasts the fans and players, warns the players to stop committing physical assaults on young ladies, and

Meanwhile, the fans shoot back at the Old Trafford police state. Oh my.

Avram Grant pines for Nick Anelka and Dimitar Berbatov. Oh, please let it be Anelka.

I saw a couple of brilliant games over the break. The Liverpool-Man. City game was a knuckle biter to the end, with Liverpool attacking in tsunami-like waves and Richard Dunne single-handedly, it seemed, keeping the Citizens level. Sheer brilliance in defending from that man.

Also, quite good was the Aston Villa-Tottenham match. The Villans were organized and forward-thinking in the first half. It was almost unjust that they only mustered a score from a central defender's header off a corner. They had created several good opportunities from patient build-ups, but all for nought.

In the 2nd half, Juande Ramos made a couple of changes to the Tottenham side, most importantly, bringing on leading scorer Keane. It was mand the ramparts for the Villans after that. The equalizer was no surprise. It was only a matter of time they notched a winner (and likely an insurance goal or two). And then, contrary to the run of play, Aston Villa got an 84th minute winner, off a corner, headed in by another tall central Defender (Laursson this time; Mellberg in the 1st). Why the Spuds had mighty midget O'Hara marking (and not very well, mind you) the much taller Laursson, I'll never know. Good stuff. Exciting football.

Being the new year, we can expect that we'll see the diminishing in the distance backsides of Messrs. Lehman (Der Lemon: we miss you already), Gilberto (a real class character; the anti-Lehman) and Diarra (we hardly knew ye, lad).

Over at the Arsenal website, the coach waxes...well, coachlike. BTW, on the replays, Eduardo's goal against West Ham was spectacularly good, all the more so, because he took it so calmly. The kid's coming on. 3 goals in 2 Premiership games.

Oh, and Adebayor's bagger against the Hammers. How did he make that? You know it's going to be a good year when you start it scoring like that.

Very Strange Victory

Talk about a score that belies the game. Arsenal's 4-1 victory over Everton suggests a dominance that did not exist. Everton fully outplayed a sluggish, nervous Arsenal side in the first half and deserved the 1-0 lead at half, and perhaps more. The pairing of Eduardo and Nick Bendtner gave no indication that they could create chances in the first half and the Everton midfield overwhelmed Arsenal's midline, preventing any decent service to the strikers.

However, 90 seconds into the 2nd half, Eduardo levelled the game on a play that I watched dumbfounded and bemused by its simplicity and ease. My first thought was that a whistle had sounded - there'd be no other reason for such half-hearted defense. But Eduardo took the ball very well and finished with a coolness that made it look like child's play. His second one was even nicer, playing the ball around the defender while in the box, shrugging Jagielski off with his hand and slotting near post with a sweet left foot.

Nick Bendnter did not distinguish himself in his first league start, earning a 78th minute ejection off a silly, silly challenge that earned his second yellow card. The first card was a rash decision be the ref, showing it for some backtalk. In addition, Nick's poor clearance off a corner led to Everton's first goal.

Nonetheless, Mikel Arteta was too glad to help out. After more defensive adventuring led to Adebayor's 11th goal of the season, the little Spaniard Not Named Cesc earned a straight red for an elbow to Cesc's face. With the man advantage eliminated Tomas came on to seal the deal with a nice shot through the hear of the Everton defense and suffice it to say, the team.

It all left Everton boss David Moyes to complain:

"It's incredible we've lost 4-1. We gave Arsenal a really tough game and I thought the better team lost.

I can't argue with that, but neither of us can argue with the scoreboard.

Poor play aside, with manchester United losing at West Ham, the Gunners pop back up at the top of the table, 2 points clear of the Red Devils.

Storyline: Arsenal continues to play poorly in December. Cesc, in particular, is playing for a sustained period below his potential. Will Arsenal regain top form and when? And given that they're still toppers despite a sluggish December, can anyone stop them, if they do get the jalopy back into gear?