Summer Reading

I have never heard of this author or this series, but good God, it sounds so corn-doggedly bad, that it must be good.

All you may need to know about Jonathan’s latest adventure, “Rules of Betrayal,” is that it puts him on the receiving end of this: “I will ask you one more time, and then I will feed your eye to the horse.” 

Now come on, do horses really eat eyeballs?! I think of all the times I've ridden horses, never knowing those sick bastards were drooling over my languidly beautiful brown eyes.