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Sunday, October 3, 2010

With A Slogan Like This...

"When you gotta go, but wanna stay."

I'm sure that speaks to so many of us who don't mind the feeling (and likely aroma) of a plastic bag of urine taped to one's calf. The Stadium Pal is marketed mostly towards sports fans. I will definitely be eyeing my fellow Sounders fans differently at the Open Cup tomorrow night. They have a Stadium Gal for the lady sports fan, as well (thus making shopping for a Christmas gift for the wife so much easier this year).

And Biorelief is not just aiming to make a quick buck off the unrelieved masses. They are fighting the scourge of illegal public urination:
As harmless as it may sound, public urination is a crime.   Different jurisdictions have different punishments, but some places like New Orleans can slap a thousand dollar fine on you and even make you spend the night in the slammer- somewhere you really don’t want to have to take a leak. Seems pretty extreme for just answering nature’s call, but nonetheless, the law is the law.   Do you really want to get torn from the party before it is over? 

Not ones to miss out on true business synergy, the folks at BioRelief feature links to a site selling the Beerbelly portable beer pouch, and for ladies, the Wine Rack (oh, just guess).

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