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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Lovely Night For Football

What kind of idiots play football in this weather? Don't answer that. I think I know...



Rain coming down at a 45 degree angle. 36 degrees. Two to three inches of water on the turf field. 9 men on one side. 8 on the other. And yet, we played.



The result was a 5-5 tie. By the midpoint of the 2nd half, my legs were dead from trying to run on the soggy carpet. These are nights in which I really question my sanity.



Fortunately, I was able to watch the Arsenal game before my game. Despite being outhustled for much of the game by a plucky Watford side, Arsenal delivered the three points on a fabulous counter, finished by Mr. Left Foot, Robin van Persie, who screamed a shot past the otherwise impeccable Ben Foster. Note to EPL defenders: don't let RVN cut inside and use his left foot. This has been proven to cause goals against. By the way, is there a better left-footed threat in the EPL right now?



I miss Thierry Henry, but I am becoming a big fan of Gilberto, Thierry's second-in-command. He is a quiet presence in the midfield but his game speaks volumes. Three key moments tonight. First, the hustle-back to make a diving - but textbook perfect - tackle to save a great Watford opportunity. The header for the first goal - second in 2 games. And finally, the winning goal started by another great hustle play to convert a certain corner into a save up the line to Theo Walcott, who sent on to RVN for the goal.



Monday, December 25, 2006

Christmas is over and out of the way and now it's on to Boxing Day. Over the weekend I had a chance to watch the Chelsea-Wigan match and Oh, Nellie what a match!Chelsea had Wigan beat through the first half and down 2 goals. But the home side came out in the 2nd half and put Chelsea on their back heels like nothing I'd ever seen before (Though the 1st half of the Manchester United match was close). Chelsea was reeling. They looked like a Girl Scout walking through a bad neighborhood. And then, after Emile Heskey (this player is a beast, by the way. Incredible physical power) scored the equalizer, they steadied themselves and began building their way back. This was a game in which you could clearly see the momentum shift one way and another. After several opportunitieis, Arjen Robben took the ball across the right side of the mouth of the 18. The defender dove in, Robben dashed past and left-footed a brilliant game-winner. Hate the result. Loved the football.



Despite the brilliance of that game, I really wish FSN had aired the Gunners smashing of Blackburn. 6 goals!



Today, the Gunners are up against lowly Watford, the very sort of team they have struggled against all season. Should be a win, but let's wait til the chicks are hatched, eh? RVN says Gunners results against the top 4 prove they are the best club in the EPL. Uh, actually the table tells you that and it currently says Arsenal are 4th. I'd love to agree with the Dutch Heir Apparent about my favorite club, but you not only have to do well against the best, you have to win the games your supposed to win against the strugglers like Watford.



On an unrelated note, just heard Tim Harford, the Undercover Economist on NPR this past week. He reminded me of why, in the early 1980s I briefly flirted (by briefly, I mean 3 years of study) with the idea of becoming an economist. Tim writes for the Financial Times. You can find his writings here.



That's all for now...



Tuesday, December 19, 2006

The Power is Back

I'm back on the Internet after 2+ days without power and 5+ without Internet or cable TV, thanks to the Biblical windstorm of 2006. Read it here here here and here. Our power knocked out at our house a little after 10 Thursday night and didn't come back online until 1:30 a.m. Sunday morning. It was a cold, cold weekend. Fortunately, I found caffeine sources and was able to fill up most of Saturday with soccer games. Believe it or not, it was warmer out than in!



The kids in our house got a great lesson on how modern life grinds to a halt without electricity. I'm certain they'll all be turning off the lights as they leave the room from now on!



It was very eerie to drive through the city in the pitch black. It felt like one of those zombie movies and I kept expecting something to lurch out of the darkness. But no, it was dark and very, very still. Eerie, indeed.



What's been shaking since I've been off line? Well, you really have to thank your God, higher power, or lucky boots for Jose Mourinho. In a world of uncertainty, he is an absolute rock of stability and consistency. It's nice to know that I can go off-line for 5 days and come back to find that Jose is still an asshole shooting off his mouth because he loves the sound it makes. The knicker twister here is that this time he had to apologize.



Arsene Wenger is thought of as more of a professorial type. But alas, the thin man is getting himself in trouble with his mouth as well. Arsene, just coach, baby.



Ah well, that's it for now. I'm off to face the crowds and try to finish the shopping list for Christmas.



Arsenal Surprise

OK. This is the post i was working before the power went out Thursday, after our big windstorm:



The surprise being a game yesterday, which I totally missed until 40 minutes into the 1st half. I followed it on Gamecast but there really wasn't much action until the end. Cesc Fabregas layed on a nice chip over the defense and right onto Adebayor's feet. The Togoan touched once and toe poked the game-winner past the keeper. A real nice bit of skill on the striker's part. I know I've been a bit critical of him - not being ready for the EPL - but he looked absolutely Henryesque on the play. And Fabregas, boy does he lay in some nice passes. Wow!



And the Gunners won another tough, physical game...



Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Tough As Nails?

News at Emirates
Following the Chelsea match, Arsene Wenger says that tie away at the Bridge shows how tough Arsenal is compared to last year. Well, maybe. The result stands on its own. They were within inches (Essien's just inside the post shot) and minutes from doing something noone else done in a few years - beating Chelsea at Stamford Bridge. And I do think they are more resilient than they've been in previous years when a physical team like Bolton could bully them off their game. Yet, at the same time, Chelsea easily could've won this, with 3 strikes at the post in the final minutes and a 20-minute assault on Arsenal at the game's close that was ferocious in the least. Let's call it a mixture of toughness and luck.



And besides, the problem hasn't been beating the top dogs in the EPL, the Gunners have struggled with the Fulhams of the world. If they'd have won the games they ewere supposed to have won, they'd be a lot closer to Chelsea and Man U than just hand-waving distance.



What About Henry
Now news comes that Henry has recovered from one injury - the neck - and has picked up a hamstring problem that'll keep him out until first of the new year. Arsenal have played well without him this season, but you can't keep a top-class striker out of your line-up for long and not suffer. Henry's absence really underscores the need for the Gunners to pony up sufficient pounds to buy a world-class strike partner.



Ashley Cole, Man's Man
I've given Cole a bit of stick in the past for being a general git and gold-digger for his move to Chelsea (though he is still an excellent, excellent left-back), but I have to eat some crow. Apparently, after the Arsenal game, Cole followed Spanish He-man Cesc Fabregas into the tunnel to confront him for not shaking hands after the match (Cole's no lout; manners are important). The exchange became so heated that Robin Van Persie and others had to intervene. Hats off to Cole for confronting the unmannered Fabregas, even though Cole knew he potentially risked having a slice thrown in his face or worse, from the hulking midfielder. Well done, Ash.



Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Arsenal V Chelsea: A Real Barn-Burner

What a great match Sunday! Arsenal and Chelsea played out an electric 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge.



Arsenal looked better in the posession for much of the game, with their standard spread wide passing attack. They sorely missed Thierry Henry up front, though. I love Emanuel Adebayor and his attitude (this cat's always playing with a kid-on-Christmas-morning grin on his face), but he's raw. Right now I think he's an excellent Championship League striker, but he lacks that extra punch to excel in the Premiership.



For the first 70 minues, Arsenal had the advantage in building into the area but could not do much with it at the end. Chelsea looked stout in defense and it appeared to me to be a matter of time before they would punch one through, determined as they were to take the direct route. Ballack almost put them up early with a scorcher of a shot from distance. Then he apparently took a cab home because I don't recall seeing him in the game after that.



But it was the Gunners that struck first with a beautiful edge of the box sequence with Mathieu Flamini playing innie-outie with Alexander Hleb. The Chelsea defense did a beautiful impression of the French Army and left Flamini wide open at the 16 mark, where he sent the ball goalward. Not a great shot - middle of the sticks stuff - but Hilario proved he was no Petr Cech (any coincidence Chelsea announced today that Cech is resuming training in January?) and lamely let the ball slip by.



Proving there's no caffeine-substitute like a 1-goal deficit, Chelsea roared to life, tied the game on a screaming long-distance bid from Essien (Is there a more important player to Chelsea right now?) and then inexplicably started a hit-the-goalpost contest in which Lampard and Essien excelled.



When the dust cleared, I felt that Arsenal had acquitted themselves well without top-line players and played a better brand of building football. Chelsea, however, was clearly the more powerful and dangerous of the squads and they have to be kicking themselves over the lost points at home.



Favorite moment of the game (aside from the Gunners goal): The impromptu Jens Lehman and Didier Drogba slapstick routine. And they say vaudeville's dead! The ref got it spot on; didn't overreact and let the game continue.



Least favorite moment(s) of the game: Chelsea whining about every call against and surrounding the referee at multiple points during the game. Hello, EPL, when are you going to get these boys under control?



Monday, December 11, 2006

One of our local fields was vandalized by thieves stealing copper wire from the junction boxes on the light standards. The field was shut down for a few days while the damage was repaired. Neighboring communities have also been hit by these crackheads. Can't we just rig these boxes to give would-be thieves a bit of a jolt and something to think about?



Friday, December 8, 2006

Great Soccer Game Yesterday

No, it wasn't Arsenal. With both Porto and Gunners needing only a draw to go through to the final 16, neither side was intersted in risking much. Of the two, Porto actually attempted to play football for the first half or so. Following the Gamecast on ESPN, it sounded like Arsenal not only didn't try, they weren't very good and were lucky not to have lost. Anyways, a tepid, tired 0-0 draw is enough for the next round.



Manchester United continue to move forward with a stinging 3-1 defeat of Benfica. The 3 goals came on headers after going down a goal in the early goings. From the highlights I saw, it sure looked like the Red Devils were moving the ball around the pitch with purpose. And CRon took a break from the evening's dives to make a few plays here and there even setting up an actual goal.



But it was my game that was match of the day in my book. My team went down 2 goals in the first half, but we kept pressuring. Finally, I picked off a cross-field pass on my side, battled through the sweeper and fullback and slotted the ball far post for the goal. It was a great goal, all the more so, because I almost never posess that kind of professionalism on the shot. I knew where I was going all the time, never looked at the goal or the keeper and just put the ball in the sweet spot of the goal. Not too much later, another of our midfielders got through the defense and slotted past the keeper to tie. At this point, we started pass well and move in support. It was a good flowing game of footie.



At the half I switched to keeper (my 2nd game in the sticks) and was under pressure immediately. I ended up making 3 saves, 2 of which were near goals. On one the striker headed a crossed ball from about 3 yards out and I just got there in time to slap it off the goal line. On another, I stopped the shot, but the ball bounced out of my hands, hit the ground and had the spin to bounce in. I dived and ended up saving the shot with my body in the goal and the ball just outside the line. I also got to snag a corner kick out of the air, which was fun.



The ultimate play, though was on a penalty kick. Again, 2nd game as a keeper, I'd never defended penalty kicks before, except against my daughters and they always score on me, so that's not a good omen. I decided to simply choose a side and go in that direction. I evaluated the kick taker and guessed that he would go to his left, which he did. I had started to dive, but the kick wasn't exceptionally taken and I only had to jump to the right and slap the ball down. Saved! What a feeling!



We scored with about 20 minutes left. The other team piled on the pressure at the last 10 minutes and it seemed like the ball was alway in the 18. Just before the whistle there was a hard driving shot taken just inside the 18. I was screened by players and don't know if I'd have gotten to it, but my fullback blocked it and the ref blew the whistle. We won 3-2. There was something about being in goal, making the saves and being under pressure, that made the victory all the more sweet. Very, very fun game!



Tuesday, December 5, 2006

Klinnsman to be Named US Coach?

Jamie Trecker is saying the worst kept secret in US soccer is about to be exposed. As I've written before, Klinnsman is the best choice to bring US mens' soccer out of the backwaters.



With the apparent disagreement between Arsene Wenger and Thierry Henry recently, rumblings of an exit are renewing. Tempest in a teacup, I say. However, I do agree with the fleet-footed one that plunking some pounds down for a co-striker would be money well spent. After all, Graham Poll won't officiate all our games, will he?



Arsene says that the Gunners will be gunning for the win, not the draw today. Good. But they'd better at least draw, right?!



In a strange twist, the Litvinenko poisoning case has now touched Arsenal, with traces of Polonium 210 being found at Emirates Stadium.



Meanwhile the Bhoys have their eyes set on going through as a firster by beating Copenhagen away. Love Strachan's views on the pressures of being a Celtic manager! Easy job, eh?



Mom's Widsom, Redux
I heard it all through my childhood, "Sit up straight." "Stop slouching." And I've passed the commandment for vertical spinal alignment on to my kids. But now, inveterate slouchers everywhere can rejoice, slouching is good for you, say Scottish spinal researchers.



Next up, Broccoli gives you cancer and watching TV improves intelligence...



Sunday, December 3, 2006

Another blow for the Gunners as Thierry Henry is out for a month. This is a big knock however you slice it, but with the Dec 12th match against Chelsea this feels ominous. Meanwhile, Thierry denies a bust-up with Arsene, but the two are clearly not on the same page about the roster.



A late entry for the Newspaper Headline of the Year award. I've got nothing against nudity. And you can smoke crack, if that's what you're into. Alligator wrestling is weird, but OK. But, wow, if you combine all 3, you're just asking for trouble.



You've Got to Fight For Your Right To Party (Dip)
Lawsuit of the year. Someone had to make a stand.



Friday, December 1, 2006

Regarding Henry...
Thierry Henry is banged up and needs a rest to heal his neck. Tough timing. Arsenal sorely needs Thierry in form and in stride to help them find a groove, but it's not to be. The Gunners playpen will need to soldier on without their captain. Meanwhile, Monsieur H thinks that the January transfer window would be a great time to find a bargain, perhaps a Chelsea cast-off Shaun Wright-Phillips. Can't say that SWP would be a bad pick-up, but I've always seen Arsenal's strike force needs as a RVN type player, a scrappy, goal-hound to bang around in the box and create havoc and play off Henry's play from outside.



...Well, it looks like Henry can continue resting, because as I'm writing this, word comes in that the Gunners have crushed Tottenham at Emirates 3-0! Adebayor from open play and 2 Silva penalties converted. Awesome! Too bad, FSN chooses this game not to televise.



Back at the Horse Race...
Sir Alex Ferguson (aka, the man who can catch pizza with his face) is not about to be duped into a battle of wits with Jose Mourinho. SAF announced the signing of former Celtic great Henrik Larsson on a short-term loan deal from his Swedish team. This should help MU significantly. Even at 35, Larsson is a speedy threat. In last year's title game for the Champions League, Larsson's 2nd half entrance into the game was the difference.



Thursday, November 30, 2006

Snowy Interlude

In a rare treat (or curse, depending on your view) for our temperate Puget Sound climate, we were treated Monday to a snow flurry that left a 5-inch layer of powdery, white snow on the ground. Amazingly, it fell in all of about 90 minutes.



I had just finished my run at my daughter's soccer practice, when there was a flash of lighting, followed by a thunder burst. It was as if a snow dam had burst. Immediately, snow began falling steadily and within 15 minutes, there was nearly a half inch on the ground. By the time they called practice and we headed home, there was mayhem on the streets.



It's well known that Puget Sound area drivers cannot handle snow. In fact, Puget Sound drivers have been known to fishtail into a ditch at the mere forecast of snow. I negotiated my car past numerous spin outs on the way to deliver my young charges home and get myself and my daughter to our home. This was the first time I'd driven our Odyssey in the snow and I was delighted at how well it handled.



The next day School was called and I stayed at home. To the good, too, as I got the opportunity to become involved in a hotly contested snowball fight. I will say, I was winning, until one sneaky young lady, crept up behind me and dumped snow down my back. Kids today...no respect.



Back in Gunner Land
Things are not well in Gunner Land. After getting their heart ripped out and stomped on by Bolton's Blunderers, they were facing a Fulham team that should've been a gimme 3 points. Instead, the lads from London left the points at the Cottage.



Does it get better? No. Now, Henry is out with that persistent neck injury, for the Derby match against the gits from Tottenham.



With Wednesday's loss any realistic hope of competing for the title is dead, though I'd already concluded that awhile ago. It's a 2-horse race between the Blues and the Reds. Sunday's match was a slight disappointment. Manchester United thoroughly dominated in the first half. I thought for sure that they were going to walk away with the win. But the crafty bastard from Portugal made some adjustments (and must've made a hell of a halftime talk) and Chelsea came out and cominated the Red Devils nearly as much as the reverse in the first half. Even then, the Red Devils came close to, and should've put another goal or two in the back of the net.



A tie is a decent outcome for both but favors Chelsea the more. If the Blues can keep nipping at the Red Devils heels until the return leg at Stamford Bridge, then the advantage is theirs. All else being equal, winning the home match would give Chelsea the inside track back to the championship. Despite my past disdain for Manchester United, I am going to be a fan of theirs this season in chasing the championship and keeping Roman's mercenaries from winning a third league title.



Most Expensive Goals Ever?
Chelsea payed $30 Million pounds for Andryi Schevchenko. The striker has scored a walloping 3 goals in 13 league games so far. I'm not a walking calculator, but that looks to be about 10 million pounds a goal. At that rate, they'd better have a good defense.



Big name signing Michael Ballack has also been a disappointment in my mind. I have yet to see much from him, and I thought he was awful in Sunday's match against Manchester United.



Saturday, November 25, 2006

Karen Fant

I'm saddened to note the passing of one of Washington's pioneers in protecting our irreplaceable wilderness, Karen Fant. Karen founded the Washington Wilderness Coalition, where I worked as executive director from 1991-1994. This was my first job as an executive director and Karen was wonderful, ecnouraging me and teaching,while ever mindful to keep an arm's length and allow me the freedom to learn on the job.



Most nonprofit founders have a hard time distancing themselves from their "baby" and often make life miserable for the person who succeeds them. In fact, it's such a common occurrence there's a term for it, Founder's Syndrome. Karen was very interested in seeing her organization survive and thrive, but was ever gracious and ever mindful that it needed to stretch its legs and grow without her.



Karen was one of handful of people who without their help, we would not have treasures like the Alpine Lakes Wilderness, Glacier Peaks and Pasayten Wilderness areas. While Karen is gone, her gift of wilderness activism will live on in the spectacular wilderness lands of Washington.



Losing Losing Arsenal

Not a bad effort by Fulham...Caught the last half of the Fulham-Reading match. Fulham was down a man and a goal, but they by and large outplayed Reading in the 2nd half. Not that they could get any closer than a Brian McBride screamer that just whistled past the right post, but they held the edge of posession and intensity for the half. They were perhaps unjustly defeated, but they held nothing in reserve in trying to secure the equalizer



....and Arsenal, well this habit of giving up the early goal has got to stop. Sure, it's more thrilling to come from behind, but you'll note that MU and Chelsea have been ruling the top 2 spots the past 3 years by just focusing on scoring the winner and preventing opposition goals.



Anyhow...on to the game (which i'm watching right now)the goal by Bolton was another crap piece of defending on a set piece. The Bolton attacker was left free to roam in the box. Probably one of the easiest goals he'll ever score.



Lucky for the Blunderers because Arsenal is dominating the posession, despite playing poorly in the midfield, losing more balls on bad touches and poor passes than I can recall from them.



Some excitement: Kevin Davies raises both hands to push over Eboue. Should've been sent off but only gets a yellow. Jens Lehmann getting himself a yellow card for complaining to the ref about...well, nothgin. Replays show he tripped over himself.



And then, in extra time they're down 2-0. A great Kevin Davies cross finds Nicholas Anelka, who strikes an incredible shot over Lehman. Game over.



Wrong! 10 seconds later, Cesc's cross finds a flying Gilberto, whose completely free header puts it back in reach.



And after dominating for most of the 2nd half, Arsenal let the match out of reach. A beautiful through pass from Campos to Anelka (who was a touch offside, but oh well), a deft touch and 3-1 to the Blunderers.



Too much posession and passing but not nearly enough net action. It's an old story this season.



Friday, November 24, 2006

Anyone Remember the Godfathers?

On my run yesterday I listened to the Godfathers self-titled album most of the way through, which I haven't done for some time. This was an absolutely great hard rock album. Smart ass, tough, blue collar British rock. Everyone who was alive in the 80s will remember "Birth. School. Work. Death." While that's a great tune, there's plenty more. My favorite track has to be "Cause I Said So" a driving rocker with sharp lyrics, about the joys of being stupid:



"Every day's a gas when you're living like me
Don't read books, write poetry
and I don't need no PhD
'Cause I'm 10 times smarter than you'll ever be
'Cause I said so!"



I believe the 70s were the epigee of rock music and the 80s were the nadir. (BTW, the 90s acquitted themselves nicely, and the 00's are building quite the category of awesome music) That being said, there was still some great music created in the 80s and the work of the Godfathers has to be at the top of the list. If you don't have this album, you should.



So, I'm running on a gravel path in a wooded park, with the Godfathers blasting in my ears. It's almost 5 PM and it's getting dark. On my way into the woods, I saw a woman with a St. Bernard crossing the street toward the park. It looked like she was headed into the park. THe dog was not on a leash but I assumed that she'd put it on leash, since she saw that I was running in the park.



Well, on my second pass around the gravel loop path, as I'm entering into a turn, with no line of sight around the corner, I see this large, white st. Bernard on a tear, barking, headed straight for me. My first thought was "that dog is going to attack me." So, I stop and start yelling at the dog and ready myself for combat. The dog turns and runs back around the corner to his master. She gets the dog on a leash, and is very apologetic, but Christ, what a thrill that was!



Anyhow, the Arsenal-Bolton match is on in an hour. I'm going to get some breakfast and watch the Gunners take down Wanderers with aplomb.



Soccer Wrap-Up and Other Things

Lots of soccer yesterday. I was on the road for 7 hours, covering 160 miles to watch two soccer games. Fortunately, both were victories. Littlest Princess and her team got the day started right with a morning game that had lots of meaning. If they won and if another team beat their rivals and scored two goals, they would clinch first place. Our team did its job and our rivals gave up 2 goals in a loss, so we ended up champs. That was welcome compensation for all the driving and hanging around, waiting for the whistle.



Older Little Princess and her traveling troupe of bad news bears played another league bottom-dweller, with each team at times trying to win and trying to squander the results. We kept getting the lead and then giving up the lead. The team has lost or surrendered a tie in the final minutes of games 5 times this season, the latest occurring with 4 minutes left, as the defense parted like the Red Sea for the 2-2 equalizer. The difference this time, is that we somehow scored the winner with 20 seconds left! It made me forget the futility of the previous 69 minutes, if only for a few moments!



Overseas, the Gunners again struggled at home to a team they should've handily dispatched, tying woeful Newcastle 1-1. I haven't seen the game, but the stats suggest another round of football domination across all areas of the pitch...save for the goalbox. Arsenal outshot Newcastle 26-2. Twenty. Six. To. Two. !!! They had 10 shots on frame for Newcastle's one! How can they keep doing this?!



Just when they give me hope with last week's results, they remind me that they're not ready to challenge for top. You cannot drop 2 points at home to Newcastle if you're serious about running with Chelsea and Man. U.



Shocked. Just Shocked
Ok, Suzanne Somers (remember "Three's Company"?) is promoting health cures. Now, She has been found out to be promoting the health cures of an "expert" who doesn't even have a college degree in her supposed field of specialty. While I'm shocked, I'm more surprised at those who think this is an issue. Anyone dumb enough to look to Suzanne Somers for medical advice is really to dumb to save. Shouldn't we let evolution run its course and weed these folks out of the breeding population?



If you stop them tfrom taking Somers' cures, they'll just be on to the next fad wonder treatment. Funny, how these people are never in the market for a cure for stupidity, eh?



Thursday, November 16, 2006

A Keeper is Born

Well, maybe not really, but I played my first keeper position in last night's game. Our regular keeper was out and I have a cold and haven't been feeling quite up to snuff, so I volunteered to play the 2nd half with the gloves on.



And it was a good thing, because after a couple of hard runs in the 1st half, I was dogged! Playing keeper was fun! I wasn't particularly great at it, but it was a different way to look at the game. There is something exciting about having 20 players moving in your direction, picking out the offense and thinking, "Oh, shit! They're coming for me!"



My career clean sheet lasted about 20 minutes. I made a couple of saves, leaped for several crosses and corners, and found myself woefully out of position! The goal on me was a one-on-one with the striker on the right side. I came out to reduce the angle, and he coolly slotted it far corner. Very professional on all sides!



Anyways, the team is coming together. We've got a couple of new bodies and it looks like we'll have good numbers for the matches, which is oh, so important in the over 40 league! We will still probably not win a lot of matches anytime soon, but we're in it for the fun and for the challenge of trying to play quality football.



Wednesday, November 15, 2006

W.T.F.

Because of this news story, I'm introducing a new feature called W.T.F?! He's back. It's hard to articulate how wrong, sick, disgusting and greedy this is. If there is a hell, everyone involved in this book and interview are getting their names placed in the reservation book right now.



Monday, November 13, 2006

Crisis at Anfield? Nick Webster thinks so. And after the drubbing administered by Arsenal Sunday, I'd have to agree. Liverpool looked so flacid, a truckful of Viagra couldn't have helped the team. Arsenal was Total 90 and the Reds were Futile 90.



Love the note about Arsenal's style. So true. And yes, Charlize Theron is hot.



And Thierry Henry is satisfied he stayed at Arsenal. Good for us and good for the EPL.



Wayne Rooney involved in an early hours dust-up at a nightclub? Shocked. I'm just shocked.



And Michael Ballack needs a rest? I know these guys play high octane football, but as a 42-year old playing every week all I can say is, give me break! You should've stayed in the Bundesliga.



Sunday, November 12, 2006

3 to the Good for the Gunners

Great game from the Gunners today, slicing, dicing and generally playing around Emirates with Liverpool. Wow, whatever happened to the team that won the Champions League? Arsenal passed around them with ease and aplomb, and the Reds hardly looked to make a threat, other than Jamie Carragher breaking people's legs with his rash, from the back challenges.



3-nil for the Arsenal. And the goal scorers would be the usual targets...Not! Flamini, Toure and Gallas.



Had a run today and the rainy weather was kind enough to let up long enough for me to jog around the neighborhood. I was surprised by Foreigner's Cold As Ice on an old iPod mix I chose. I hadn't heard that in a long time. Was a time, when I was in 7th Grade, that I thought Foreigner was it. I probably wouldn't buy that record if it came out today, but there's something about the music of your formative years that you never lose the feeling for. Tomorrow, I'll probably choose something more contemporary for the run, say a little System of a Down. 



Tuesday, November 7, 2006

Here in the underwater kingdom of Pugetopolis, we're dealing so much water that it's almost easy to forget about soccer and other mundane matters. How much water do we have? Well, the Parks Department actually cancelled our Saturday soccer game due to the pitch being under an inch of water. I said play on, but the powers that be thought it dangerous.



Around the world...despite my better instincts, I'm actually starting to root for the Red Devils. You know the saying that the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Well, it's nice to see a team that looks like it can out-foot Chelsea to the league title. Make no mistake, Chelsea is Satan's team and must be defeated at all costs.



To that end, Tottenham dispatched them 2-1 Sunday, while Man U dismantled Bolton to clearly secure 1st place. (Of course, since they lost, that prompted Jose More-Whine-Yo to kick and scream and threaten to hold his breath until his face turned blue. Can you imagine the time his parents had with him when he was a kid?)



Look, Arsenal is not going to finish in the top 2 this year. They're are a year away from figuring out what to do after they're done with all those glorious passes (Hint: see the white sticks. Aim between 'em!). At best, they're gunning for 3rd or 4th place. So, then, it's up to SAF and his Devils to fight for what's right in football. And, to boot, they're not playing a bad brand of soccer, at all.



Thursday, November 2, 2006

Why is it...

...that the most anti-gay people usually turn out to be the gayest? Mark Foley. Now, this Ted Haggard guy. Any freshman psych student can tell you that reaction formation is a common behavior for people to deal with emotions or desires that are disturbing or run counter to one's beliefs. See Dr. Sanity for a discussion on defense mechanisms. But, gosh, when you're leading your state's fight against gay marriage, paying for gay sex is probably just a really bad idea!



So, if you want to find out who's in the closet in your community, I recommend starting with the local ant-gay marriage coalition.



Wednesday, November 1, 2006

K-Fed!

It's here! Not since the last album by Shaq, has a rap disc been so eagerly awaited.



But seriously, folks, great game by Arsenal in the Champions League yesterday...well, at least it was a great game everywhere but in CSKA Moscow's 18. There, the Gunners' touch betrayed them. 24 shots on goal, something like 65-75% posession and no goals to show! Tomas Rosicky missed a wide open - and I do mean wide open - net. Couldn't find the ocean from the dock, as they say. Still, a beautiful display of flowing, passing football and the Gunners are still alive for a knockout round spot. Nov. 21st is the day for the next game.



Tough match for the Bhoys and especially for Gary Caldwell. But, like Arsenal, still alive.



Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Good news. Djouru's signed a new deal. Good young back.



Great Chelsea-Barca game yesterday (if a bit chippy). I'm not terribly enamored of Drogba, but you've got to consider him one of the top 5 strikers in the game right now. And Mourinho, can we get this guy a tranquilizer? A muzzle? Anything to shut him up.



Monday, October 30, 2006

Shocked. Thoroughly Shocked.

After video review of all the injuries during World Cup 2006, FIFA found that 58% were not actual injuries.



Even more shocking is that Cristiano Ronaldo accounted for 67% of the faux-injuries.



Finally, US Soccer is getting its boots on to hire a coach. Good to hear that Juergen Klinsmann is one of the 5 finalists. In my ignorant opinion, Klinsmann would be a spot on hire. He's a proven winner on the field and the sideline and a motivational leader. And US soccer, let's face it, needs a huge shot in the arm. Klinsi would provide that.



Yea, he's gone. MLS get ready for screaming girls.



Thursday, October 26, 2006

Just a couple of notes...

First, soccer. Arsenal fullback Lauren remains on the rehab list, but is on the mend. Reports have him back by January. Fortunately, Arsenal are well-disposed at defense. Really, who would've thought they could lose Lauren and Senderos and still play solid in the back.



Beckham starts for Real Madrid and the team draws against a lower level copa del rey opponent. Coincidence? I think not. This guy's shelf life is so obviously over. Next stop, MLS. See you soon, mate.



And I love science so I read  the Popular Science blog every morning. Sometimes the science is hard, and sometimes it's just a bit wacky. Check out this video. Isn't that a surreal, and dare I say, disturbing video? And these guys are managing our space program?!



Sunday, October 22, 2006

Watched the Arsenal game yesterday. What a clinical display of soccer. The Gunners completely dismantled, dissected and vivisected Reading. A well-deserved 4-0 victory on Arsene Wenger's 57th birthday.



And what's going on with Liverpool? They were one of my picks for top 4 finish and they have slid into the bottom half of the table. They're stinking it up so far this year.



Will Wayne Rooney ever score again? I never would've believed it at the beginning of the season that 9 games in he wouldn't have a goal. And yet, Man U keeps scoring goals and keeps winning.



Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Done playing with Google Earth? Try SketchUp, Google's newest free software (there's a $495 version as well), just out of the box. Find out more and download the beta at Google. I haven't tried this, but it looks very cool.



Did you see Peter Cech's injury on Saturday? It looked bad, but it is really bad. The Czech keeper underwent surgery to repair a fractured skull and the docs say he could be out 6 months, maybe longer. That sucks. Cech is one of the top keepers in the game and the game will miss him while he's gone. Let's keep the big guy in our prayers.



Of course, Jose Mourinho had to stir the pot, accusing the striker of targeting Cech (the replays don't bear this out) and Reading of not giving him proper treatment (Reading responded with a detailed timeline that doesn't support this, and suggests that delays and other concerns were the fault of Chelsea's medical staff) and referee Mike Riley (he refutes the charge and points the finger at Chelsea's medical staff). Can we get this guy on medication? He seems to have some strange Tourette's Syndrome that leaves him blurting out controversial, stupid statements left and right.



Meanwhile Arsenal stick watcher Jens Lehman speaks out for Cech and Cudicini and all the fearless keepers in the EPL.



And unlucky Arsenal dropped the match against CSKA Moscow last night 1-0. They were seemingly hard done by a handling call against Thierry Henry, who had scored the equalizer in the 84th minute. I have't seen a good replay, but reports suggest that the call was a work of fiction.



Yesterday, the US population is estimated to have breached the 300 million mark! There used to be a time that people worried about over-population. But this milestone seems to be greeted with the same sort of response as all the news reports on how fat Americans are. We're obsessed with size, not the implications of it, but the fact of it. Brad Knickerbocker takes on the topic in the Christian Science Monitor. He keeps his analysis focused on diversity and growth challenges and ignores discussion of environmental impacts.



Friday, October 13, 2006

Concert Review: Roger Waters' Key Arena

I went to the Roger Waters' Dark Side of the Moon show at Key Arena in Seattle last night and I have to say that it ranks at the top of the many, many concerts I've seen over the years. First off, the music was incredible. I found myself smiling involuntarily with each Pink Floyd song brought back to life by the man who shaped the band's sound during its heyday in the 1970s. I have been a Pink Floyd fan as long as I've been listening to rock music. But I have never seen a Pink Floyd or Roger Waters' show in all those years, so it was a joy to see and hear the music brought to life.



As we entered Key Arena, our seats were a little above stage level at the opposite end of the hall. The stage was dwarfed by a truly huge video screen that featured the image of an old transistor Audience radio, a bottle of scotch, a shot glass, and a toy World War II era model plane.



We got to our seats at about 7:30 and the arena was more empty than full, so we had a lot of crowd watching to do. This was one of the oldest crowds I've seen. Lots of gray hair (or no hair) and well-expanded waistlines. But there were a lot of young kids, too. Some with parents. Others on their own. It was cool to see families coming out to the show together.



This was the whitest audience I've ever seen. We looked and looked and counted only 2 blacks; ironically, in our section. Pink Floyd's music was always pretty caucasian-focused, and Seattle's a pretty white town, but still I was a little dismayed by the lack of color.



Oh, and America, lose some weight. Wow, what a bunch of fatties. It never fails to amaze when I go to a show, the astounding number of really, really heavy people.



By 8 PM the arena was nearly full and people started cheering whenever a section of lights went off. The stadium's PA was playing old rock and rockabilly songs.  Then, I noticed that smoke from a cigarette was wafting up on the video screen. Soon, a hand reached out and changed the dial on the radio, selecting several songs, before settling on "My Funny Valentine."



As the song faded, the band took the stage and erupted into the opening chords of In The Flesh. The band hit the show running with this song, rocking hard, while the familiar marching hammers and other Wall visuals danced on the screen behind. After that, Waters shifted sharply into the acoustic song Mother from The Wall. The three back-up singers enhanced this song a great deal, as did back-up vocalist Katie Kissoon, who took over Waters' mother lines from the original. This was followed by Set the Controls to the Heart of the Sun, from the band's 2nd album, released when I was oh, about four years old. The highlight of this song was the hippy, trippy lava lamp visuals on the screen, and a wailing alto-sax solo from Ian Ritchie, followed by a searing guitar solo from Dave Kilminster. The song also featured footage of the band in that era, probably from a promotion during the time. The next song, Shine On You Crazy Diamond, was an out and out tribute to recently deceased mad genius and Pink Floyd co-founder Syd Barrett, with several photos of Barrett displaying on the screen while Waters and the crowd sang out chorus.



The next song, Have A Cigar, was the show's musical highlight for me. This Floyd classic was never one of my favorites, but live, Waters' band transformed it into a different musical beast altogether. The band played the song with a slightly faster tempo that gave it an edge and urgency the original lacked. Again, Kilminster played ferocious lead guitar on this song.



Overall, except when he sang David Gilmour's vocal parts, Kilminster was exceptional. He played the guitar parts faitfully to Gilmour's original work, but added enough of his own style and flash to take it beyond the album work. Kilminster is a replacement for the In The Flesh tour's Doyle Bramhall II. I prefer the latter, for his flash and originality, as well as superior vocals. That being said, I was not disappointed in the guitar work.



With Pink Floyd fans, you're either in the Roger Waters' camp or the David Gilmour camp. For me Gilmour's a wanker, but I will say after last night's show, that I missed his vocals. Kilminster and keyboardist Jon Carin were adequate in filling in for Gilmour. But if Gilmour and Waters and the rest of the band reunited, I would pay to see that. I think the original vocalists would bring the music even higher than the lofty place it was at last night.



The radio sequence of the album version of Wish You Were Here was played out on the radio on screen, as the crowd cheered the opening guitar licks of the song. This song has long been one of my favorites and one with deep personal meaning and I almost felt moved to tears listening to Waters sing it live. Unlike the original, the song was played with only acoustic guitars and Kilminster recreated the original slide solo on acoustic. It was a lovey bit of music.



After this, the band played two songs from The Final Cut album, Southampton Dock and Fletcher Memorial Home. A large number of the crowd took the opportunity to leave to use the restrooms, buy a shirt, or a soda pop. I stayed and enjoyed.



The only real disappointment of the evening was Waters' only new song, Leaving Beirut. It is a stridently and simplistically anti-Bush and Anti-Iraq War song. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just not a very good song. The song is crafted around the story of an encounter that Waters had with a very kind, generous Lebanese family during an ill-fated trip through Beirut as a teenager. He didn't speak much to the crowd, but in introducing this song he spent some time talking about the experience and how much it affected him. Despite the song's weaknesses, I found it interesting how much Waters opened up to the crowd and was more than willing to indulge him in a little klunky politicking.



Flying_pig_i_2 The first set closed with Sheep from Animals. With this return to Floyd standards, the band righted the ship again, with a rendition that eclipsed the original. Flying_pig_iii The Flying Pig was set loose and proved to be a distraction for most of the crowd. It never amazes me how much people love flying gadgets at sports events and concerts. Anyhow, the pig was festooned with anti-Bush and vote Democrats graffiti, which was kind of funny. Flying_pig_iv I know some people on other blogs were quite unhappy with the over politicizing. Is America so brittle that we can't have people speak their minds, even if we disagree with them? Does anyone really think that a flying pig is going to swing an election? Geez, get over it and enjoy the music.



After a 15-minute intermission, which only seemed like 5, a full moon appeared on the screen as the lights dimmed. Dark_side_intor The pulsing beat of Speak To Me began as the band took up its instruments. As the cacaphony of taped clanking and the female vocalist reached a crescendo, a satellite emerged from the moon and seemed to crash. It was perfectly timed with the beat of the song.



I won't describe the entire set as most people are quite familiar with Dark Side of the Moon. I will say that I was keenly anticipating this set and the first set accentuated my interest. Waters' band did an incredible job of performing the album front to back, even capturing the time between tracks. Highlights for me included Time, one of my favorite songs, and Brain Damage and Eclipse. Carol Kenyon's vocals on The Great Gig In the Sky were otherwordly good. She has an incredible set of pipes. Indeed, the trio of femal backing singers were just outstanding and brought several of the songs higher.



The keyboardists were excellent and captured this central element of the Pink Floyd sound. Snowy White had a couple of soloes and collaborated with Kilminster on two dual lead solos during the set. The saxophonist, too, was spot on throughout. Altogether the band played as a very tight and professional unit. I would see them again in a heartbeat.



And Roger Waters was wonderful. To me, his voice is Pink Floyd. Certainly, his songwriting and lyrical compositions are the heart of this great 1970s band. He sang wonderfully, even the high notes, and only had trouble at one point during the show, and that was when he was talking to the audience and his voice cracked a bit. I missed out on seeing him on the Radio KAOS tour and so I was extremely happy to finally see him, and see him in such fine performance.



After the Dark Side set, the band re-emerged after a short time for the obligatory ovation (which was quite enthusiastic) and performed Another Brick in the Wall, which had people singing and dancing in their seats. This was followed by Vera, and Bring the Boys Back Home, which was a much more subtle and I think, effective anti-war statement and had the entire arena joining in for the chorus. Finally, the show was closed with an out-of-this-world rendition of Comfortably Numb.



Waters took extra time leaving the stage, signing autographs and waiving to fans. For an artist who once had so much trouble with fans and the concert business, he seemed to be truly enjoying himself. I know I did. Great show.



One other note on the show. I've been to a lot of concerts over the years and the incidence of cigarette and pot smoking has almost disappeared. Apparently the remaining smokers (of both kinds) are Pink Floyd fans. There were a number of people old enough to know better, who were smoking illicit drugs. One late-40/early-50ish couple in the next row were particularly funny, doing their thing while trying to conceal the joint and looking around furtively to make sure they weren't caught. I kept thinking how much trouble they'd be in if their kids found out! I should've taken their picture.



Sunday, October 1, 2006

Back in the Saddle

Took some time off from posting while I took care of some work, but it's time to check back in. And football is where we'll start from.



Fox did not televise the Arsenal game so I didn't see that match, but I did see RVN's sweetacular flying kung-fu volley of death game winning goal on the highlights show. With the win, their 5th straight, the Gunners are climbing back up the table.



Other EPL news: Graham Poll is a horse's ass. Is there a worse referee afflicting the Premiership? I caught the Chelsea-Aston Villa match and the whistle-blowing was so one-sided - generous to the blues and injurious to the Villans - as to suggest Poll had his wager on Mourinho's Millionaires. But no, this was Graham Poll, the referee who can't even count yellow cards. This game belonged to Aston Villa. Their goal was a quality sequence with a cross-the-box switch and 2 headers to the back of the net. Sharp stuff. Chelsea scored when Poll decided that John Terry could remove the keeper from the play so that Didier Drogba could lovingly roll the ball across the goal line. Git!



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And finally, a non-soccer note. This week I was visited by a lovely immature red-tailed hawk who alit in a neighbor's tree and Rth_takes_flight_closestayed there just long enough for me to run in, slap the telephoto on the camera and get out to snap a few shots before he flew off. When I first saw the bird approach, I thought he was an osprey, due to his coloration. But on closer examination, clearly an adolescent red-tailed hawk. Beautiful bird.



Sunday, September 17, 2006

Gunners Win!!

It was a fun weekend in the soccer department, with daughter #3 (ELP or Evil Little Princess) hitting a beautiful 22-yard chip over the keeper in the dying moments of a tight game for the winner, and Emanuel Adebayor one-touching a brilliant Cesc Fabregas pass for the game winner with 3 minutes left against Manchester United. I love the dramatic late-in-the-game winners.



I have not been thoroughly impressed with Adebayor so far, but today's goal goes a long way toward winning me over. BTW, isn't he the gangliest player in the EPL aside from Mr. Crouch? And what can you say about the Gunner triumph. If ever there were a must win game 3 games into the season, this was it! With 2 points on 3 games and 1 spot out of the relegation zone, the Good Ship Arsenal was staring disaster in the face. Going into Old Trafford without Thierry Henry and Robin Van Persie did not sound like a recipe for success, yet somehow they put together a winning game.



The game started out at a torrid pace for the first 20 minutes (with Manchester dominating the first 7 or so) before settling into an hour of mostly tepid football that nodded to Arsenal's favor in the first 25 and good naps in the last 35. With 10 minutes left to go, though, Arsenal woke up and started putting some mustard on the sandwich. The piece de resistance came with 3 minutes left when Cesc Fabregas (who did not have a great game - must be staying up late reading the Ashley Cole book!) disposessed our favorite little twinkle toes. And while CRon laid on the ground, adjusting his tutu and conversing with the ref, Fabregas sliced through the MU defense, drew 2 defenders and laid off a brilliant threaded pass in front of Adebayor, who slipped it under Kusczak for glory.



I ran around the living room several times whooping as loud as I could. Daughter #2 obliged with several high 5's and all was right with the world on this Sunday!



Daughter #1's victory was not as dramatic, but certainly well received. The other team failed to show up. Forfeit city. And, we're back to .500, folks!



A couple of notes: Jens Lehman. This is one crazy German. In fact, he is probably the German equivalent of former French Keep Fabien Barthez (though arguably, a much more talented keeper than Barthez). He constantly mixes brilliant with stupid to come up with a typically superb result. Today, he got a yellow card for picking up the ball outside the box whilst under heavy pressure from Rooney (Hint: Jens, kick the ball out of bounds). Then he got into a shirt tug with John O'Shea, who seemed bemused that he had gotten under Lehman's skin for no apparent reason. And then, with a 1-goal lead, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer hit a certain equalizer, only to be denied by a clear, brilliant fingertip save by the Kraut.



Midfield. Tomas Rosicky is a huge, huge pick-up for Arsenal. This kid can run a midfield and has the mind to go for goal. Several times he overshadowed Fabregas and caused confusion in the MU defense. He and Hleb work very well together. I don't think Hleb will ever be a goal scorer of note, but he seems to partner smartly with the Czech. Julio Baptista. Get this Beast on the field more often. I love his aggressiveness towards goal. He may prove to be a defensive liability, but Arsenal needs a net monger, and he is it. Freddie at left winger? I like it. Ljungberg is one of my favorites. He never stops (unless he's injured) and he always creates problems for defenses. I think Arsenal really misses Robert Pires on the left side. Freddie is the only guy on the team who I think can fill that role.



MU. Wow, they lost this game in the midfield. Ther was a lot of sloppy passing and frankly, not enough physical posession play. Roy Keane, Where are you? Coaching?! Keano could still step into the MU midfield and improve the situation.



SAF. Why are you pulling Rooney off with 10 minutes to go?! Jesus! I would never pull Wayne Rooney off the field. Yes, it was a good idea to get Solskjaer on the field, but do so by trading him for Saha who produced less as the game wore on. SAF seemed to be going for taking the point, instead of running for glory. And leaving John O'Shea on the pitch? I know he scored against Arsenal last year (and he's Irish - I'm all for that) but leave Scholes in. He was producing something other than a highlight reel for the International Backpedalers' Union.



And, finally, RVN. Yes, I have not been a fan of Ruud Van Nistelroy's in the past. Though, now that Princess Ashley has moved on to Chelsea, I see his cleating of the little Princess differently. And, having watched him last month in Seattle, I fully enjoyed his game. I think SAF was off his crock to shed RVN for Saha. I think that had RVN been with MU today, they would've won, or at least drawn. Ruud's constant attacking and poaching will be missed this year. Although, they've won 4 games before today, I believe they will begin missing the RVN threat as they start playing tougher teams.



Wednesday, September 13, 2006

The Princess Speaks (er, writes...er, ghostwrites)...
Ashely Cole, who took his boots and tiara to Chelsea continues to share his thoughts and feelings via the serialized Ashley Cole story, his new autobiography being serialised in The Times. Selfish players and lazy, he says. Certainly, the Gunners are guilty of letting themselves get beat up by physical teams, but they're almost too generous with their passes this season. Meanwhile, Ashley continues to be his generous self, sharing his opinions with the world.



Thierry Henry is ruled out of tonight's Champions League qualifier. This isn't looking good. Time to unleash the Beast!



FIFA Buys Computers From BCS...
and England now ranked 4th in the world. Come on. They're playing better under McLaren, but wins over Macedonia and powerhouse Andorra shouldn't spit you into 4th.



New music
I've been listening to the new Thom Yorke CD a lot. This is a very good album that feels like spending time with your brilliant, slightly deranged and depressive second cousin...on a rainy day in either Seattle or London. I've not been the biggest fan of Radiohead's albums after OK...Computer, but the Yorke CD is well worth the listen. Done entirley with a laptop, or so I've heard, the disc features Yorke's depressed choirboy voice, some nice melodies, and oft-interesting sounds.



Saturday, September 9, 2006

R-E-S-P-E-C-T

I hate it when professional athletes start complaining about a lack of respect.



Now, Ashley Cole - who only just wants to be loved - is saying that he left Arsenal because he was being dissed by the team management, who apparently forgot to tie his shopping cart full of money bags with a pretty pink bow or some such thing. And he went to Chelsea, not because of greed or disloyalty, but because he wanted to win trophies. Yes, it's as if he was transferring from Leeds or Leicester, not a team fresh off the Champions League title game.



Look, Princess, anyone who says they transferred to Chelsea for any reason other than Roman Abromovich's checkbook is a cheeky liar. Why is it so hard to just say, "hey, I had a chance to cash in big time. I'm 25. My value is going to start going down soon. My agent told me this was the time to capitalize on my value as a football player."



Wenger says that Baptista will be a potent force for Arsenal. New back William Gallas says that he is ready to help them return to winning ways. Both sound good to me. Let's start today, boys.



Halftime Report
Watching the first half of Arsenal V. Middlesbrough was enough to make me pull my hair out. The Gunners can't buy a goal. Hell, they couldn't load the ball on the back of a truck and drive it across the goal line. All posession, and no net. Sound Familiar? They had shot after shot after shot and were either wide of the mark or denied by Mark Swarzer, who is having a brilliant game. A flat defense led to a crap goal by Middlesbrough, so if they don't figure out how to squeeze that huge ball between the narrow posts, they are going to go down to a crap team and be in a hole so deep that 10th place will look like a good finish! I'll bet Thierry's glad he stayed for this.



Thursday, September 7, 2006

....Back at the Blog

I'm back after a weekend tournament - thankfully, the last tournament of the summer season. Whew. Now it's on to the regular season. Yes, next week kicks off with 4 games across Saturday and Sunday.



About the tournament. Well, it was a very Buddhist experience. Each game supported the Buddha's teachings that all existence is suffering. Yes, it was that grim. This daughter's team is still learning to do some of the very basic things together and it doesn't make for pretty football. Nonetheless, the daughter learned some things through the weekend and improved her play by the end of the tournament so it was positive.



Speaking of my misery, my side got its ass royally kicked and dragged up and down the pitch repeatedly last night. I got home and saw the Germany-San Marino score, and was relieved to see someone had a worse go of it. I think we may be next up on Germany's schedule, though....



In the meantime, both of the evil Arsenal princesses, JAR and AshCole, have left the Gunners. In return we've taken on Julio Baptista and William Gallass. I like both these adds. Even if you'd shipped the two away for a case of weak American beer, you'd have improved the team with the subtraction alone. I really  liked watch The Beast when Real Madrid played in Seattle last month. I think he'll bring some power and a much-needed hunger for the net to the squad. The midfield is a bit crowded for the Gunners, but Baptista will be helpful when they're playing bashball EPL sides like Blackburn or yes, Manchester United.



Gotta go to work...



Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Back on the Pitch, Part Trois!

I was back on the pitch again after two weeks away. I had to miss the week before due to a knock to the back of my leg in the previous game. It felt great AND...our team won. This is almost as rare an occasion as the BoSox winning the World Series, so it feels good.



My kids have some great one-liners. For instance, when the little one - the one I call ELP, or Evil LIttle Princess - was mad at me, she turned to me and spat out, "mom only married you because she felt sorry for you." That is probably the best putdown I've received in 42 years of putdowns - and it was delivered by a 12-year-old.



Anyhow, I've been a bit injury prone this year. So injury prone, in fact, that the team has a pool on how many games I'll go until an injury hits. The over/under is two games. So I walk in to the house. Not limping. With a smile on my face because we won. The ELP looks at me and without hesitation says, "hey, you finished a game. Nice job!" Thanks, kid!



Monday, August 28, 2006

After a week of waiting I finally got a chance to see the new Gunners on a televised match, the away game against Manchester City. Yes, the same Aston Villa that had not yet beaten Arsenal in 15 years of trying in the top flight. I even wore my new away strip. Of course, they lost. Now I have to burn the new jersey in an ancient cleansing ceremony (I'm kidding, of course).



It's early yet and the Gunners have a game in hand on most teams, but this is already the worst start to an EPL season for the lads from North London. 1 point. 1 measly point in 2 games against Man City and Aston Villa. Wait until Chelsea and Man U. come knocking, eh?! Nicke Webster offers his thoughts on the Gunners.



Henry, in his first game back, looked, well rusty. Rusty as hell. The defense looks shaky and needs much playing time together. Justin Hoyte, in for the Princess (who apparently has joined the Jehovah's Witnesses or some such), committed the foul that gave Man City the shot from the dot and the goal. The team as a whole passed about as prettily as you would ever hope to see, but they were all build-up and no finish. It was like watching a bunch of 12-year-old girls run around in Arsenal Unis. You shoot. No, you shoot. Sigh....



And, contrary to what I wrote this weekend, JAR is is still a Gunner, but is not on the pitch and is now saying that he's done with Arsenal. Git.



Meanwhile, Man U. continues to slay all comers and Chelsea has righted the ship. If the Gunners don't find their touch soon, it's going to be a looong season...



...and Old Firm idiocy continues.



Thursday, August 24, 2006

JAR will go far...I hope

All summer long we've had to listen to the sounds of JAR (aka Jose Antonio Reyes) singing about his love for Real Madrid and how he was ready to leave grimy England where the football is played by ruffians for sunny Spain, a land where soccer is still a gentleman's game played by handsome young men who never get grass stains on their shorts (unless of course, they're demonstrating the athletic feat of the pitch dive). Real Madrid, JAR's agent told us, wanted JAR. For his part, the fragile little forward called Real Madrid his "dream club." They were Kid Rock to his Pamela Anderson. Their love for each other could not be denied.



How fleeting is summer love. It now looks like JAR is on his way home, but not to Real Madrid. Instead, he'll be practicing his frail style of football for RM's city rivals, Athletico Madrid. While there's a certain poetic justice in the Wantaway Kid being sent to Los Galacticos' rival, a much lesser light in the football galaxy, I will just be glad to be rid of the whiny git. Farewell and godspeed JAR.



Also to the good, Arsenal beat Dinamo Zagreb 2-1 in a Champions League qualifier at Emirates last night...and Chelsea, the mighty Chelsea, lost to a shop vac of a side, Middlesbrough 2-1.



Tuesday, August 22, 2006

It's Wednesday, which means it's time for EPL matches...unless you're Arsenal, then you're hosting Dinamo Zagreb at Emirates, though up 3 away goals. Arsene Wenger is feeling crotchety. He's playing catch-up over EPL fixtures, trying to sell the Princess, chasing after William Gallass (a good idea, IMO), and trying to talk down JAR's agent.



I'm supposed to have a match tonight, but my back's been bothering me. I'll have to see if I can get in to see the chiropractor and get right before kick-off. Oh, I hate getting old...



Monday, August 21, 2006

EPL Season Underway

Not a glorious start for the Gunners at their new digs. Only securing a point against an Aston Villa team they'd not lost to in 16 matches has to be viewed as a serious underachievement. By all accounts of the game, the Gunners ran the field and showered the goal with shots but could only figure out how to get one of the onions in the back of the onion bag. Still, a point's better than a goose egg and its a long season. My money's on the young Gunners to make a serious run for 2nd place. No, I'm not feverish enough to claim a legitimate shot at first...



That belongs to Chelsea and Manchester United. Man u would have problems scoring goals without RVN, I said. They would struggle with the lingering issues between CRon and Rooney, I said. Blather! Rooney scored two, CRon one (nice assist from Rooney) and Saha netted the first in the game to blast Glass-is-not-half-Fulham. Chelsea likewise, had little trouble putting down the Citizens from the other side of town. Terry, Lampard and Drogba scored (all headers, if I remember correctly from the highlights). Both teams appear to be the class to chase in the EPL.



Liverpool struggled seriously in tying Sheffield United, a result that might make many forget Arsenal's difficulties with AV. I still think this side is much improved from last season, with the pace of Craig Bellamy up front. And Benitez is the genius you forget about because of Mourinho, SAF and Wenger.



On the positive front, Tottenham lost 2-0!



Sunday, August 13, 2006

Start the Season Off Right

So, I wake up this morning, and it's the morning after another soccer tournament. I'm bleary-eyed and in need of caffeine, a little dazed from driving and having watched too many soccer matches featuring 12-year-old girls; just stumbling along and then. I realize. The Community Shield is on TV! It's EPL, baby! And best of all, Liverpool puts down Chelsea, who looks a mite tepid, other than Andriy Shevchenko, who seems to have rockets attached to his boots. Six more days and Arsenal takes the pitch!



I also heard the Mighty Diamonds' "Pass the Kouchie" on my favorite station, KEXP, and can't get the tune out of my head. You may remember the very similar hit from the 1980s, "Pass the Dutchie" by Musical Youth.



Science gets a bad rap, fer sure. Global warming. Bird Flu. Killer asteroids. A million ways the world is going to kill us all. But there is good news, too. First off, beer can help treat polluted wastewater. The byproducts of beer brewing are effective filtrants to toxic wastewater (and take much less energy to produce than conventional methods). Drink more beer. It's for Mother Earth! Secondly, I read in New Scientist that research has revealed that attractive people are 36 percent more likely to produce daughter than sons. With 3 daughters, I'm feeling pretty darn handsome. Thanks, science!



Friday, August 11, 2006

Baptista?

Julio Baptista for JAR? I'm all for that. I saw Baptista Wednesday night and he looked great. JAR's unhappy, he's not been that productive, and he'll never be physical enough for the EPL. Send him home and let's take a player we wanted all along.



Meanwhile, Henry is confident about the upcoming season. I'm hopeful. I still think they'll have a tough go wresting the title from Chelsea, but a clear shot at 2nd place is in order.



Things are not looking so good for our good friend David Beckham. He's been dropped from the England squad for its first friendly under coach Steve McLaren. Long overdue in my book. There's got to be some right wing midfielders in England that can also play defense and run. It's not all free kicks on the pitch, you know.



Another Real Madrid star - Ruud Van Nistelroy - has also received the drop treatment, being left out of the squad for a friendly against Ireland. RVN is still an awesome striker, but it looks like his relationship with Coach Marco Van Basten is not so great.



Thursday, August 10, 2006

Real Madrid V. DC United

DC United battled Real Madrid (The club formerly known as Los Galacticos) to a nifty 1-1 draw at Seattle's Qwest Field last night. Northwest soccer fans showed that they're hungry for good soccer, with more than 66,000 fans showing up to form a sellout crowd that couldn't really decide whether they wanted to cheer for RM or DC. RM players got more noise on introductions and the Spanish club's first goal drew loud cheers. However, the crowd got even louder for Alecko Eskandarian's 25th minute equalizer and the roar was deafening when DC United turned away a massive chance for RM with a great goalie save and two goal-line stops by defenders.



A couple of observations from the game. First, DC United is really, really good. They lack the frontline scoring punch you'd expect of a top European club, but they were incredibly well-organized and passed the ball around with vision and (for the most part) precision. Their defense was tough, tough, tough all night long and for the most part stifled most of RM's ideas. Ben Olsen in the midfield was awesome. He scrapped indefatigably with Emerson all night long and was a force in the central midfield, created some good opportunities and got back on defense all game long. DC's goalkeeper - excellent! A number of saves through the game, two on Ruud Van Nistelroy, who thought for sure he was going to school the American keeper.



Freddy Adu looked pretty good to me. He made mistakes here and there, but did a good job patrolling the right wing and had a number of nifty runs. I had no idea how small he is, though. I knew he was short, but he looks like he's only 140 pounds. Too small for European comptetion. Kid's going to have to grow some for his career to advance. Roberto Carlos made Freddy his personal bitch throughout the game. Adu tried to run at him several times and RC just gave him a little shoulder and turned the ball away from him. Ouch.



It was very cool to see Roberto Carlos in person. I think he still looks great. And he did get to take a free kick from the 19 - just a cannon shot!



Ruud. I used to hate this guy but now that he's no longer with Man U, I've changed my mind. He's a great striker and I love his scrappy, goal-sniffer's attitude. I was surprised to see that he's a pretty slender guy. He always looked bulkier to me on TV. What impressed me last night was his foot skills. He was tremendous in controlling the ball out of the air and keeping it at his feet - very quick feet. He had two should've-scored chances, but as mentioned, the keeper came out on top.



I almost got sick at all the attention David Beckham was getting. I hate overatted players and I think Becks fits this description. However, he played a good half last night. He ran hard (looks recovered from the World Cup injury), made a number of good crosses, got to take a couple of corners and free kicks (defended well by DC), and made one absolutely laser perfect, switch the field pass from midfield to the far corner of the 18. It was jaw-droppingly beautiful. Wish I could do that!!



Let's see, who else. Oh yeah, Cannavaro came in during the 2nd half. He is everybit as good as advertised. Fast, athletic, smart. One of the DC boys tried to slide past him on the left side and Fabio just made textbook steal as if he were reaching for the remote at home on the couch.



Emerson looked great. He is a big, strong cat who can hold the ball for what seems like days while the rest of the team gets into position. He had players flying at him, slapping and grabbing at him all night long. Usually, they just fell off him like extras in the final scene of Titanic while Emerson advanced the ball calmly upfield.



Overall, I was disappointed in Real Madrid and really impressed with DC United. As a Barcelona fan, I feel a little more comfortable about the upcoming season. Real Madrid looked well, kind of old, tired. 2nd half substitutions that brought in younger players like Cicinho, DeSouza and others injected much energy into RM. I think Capello's challenge will be to find the right line-up night after night.



It was a great night of soccer in Seattle. Next year, I hope Arsenal will come to town!



Wednesday, August 9, 2006

It's Real Madrid Day

It's been awhile since I've posted. Forget that last post. It's several days old, but never got posted due to a clerical error in the publishing department. Anyhow, got caught up in one of the princesses tournaments, but now have a little lull until the next one.



So, what's been going on? Well, today is the Real Madrid V. DC United match. I'm looking forward to seeing some good soccer players, but not expecting a great soccer match. Hey, it's a friendly; a boots and ball show for the Yanks. I'll be happy to see the players show some of their stuff, and score a few goals.



It looks like mighty changes are in works for Arsenal. While Henry is worried that Ashely Cole is leaving (and rightfully fretting about the wisdom of selling him to the Evil Empire), he seems to be the only one who still thinks the issue in doubt. JAR is apparently on the verge of joining Real Madrid (though certainly not in time for me to boo him tonight!). And the Best Looking Man in Football seems certain to join the Gunners - now this, I'm excited about. I thought Ribery was electrifying in the French midfield and would be well-suited to the Arsenal attack.



And amidst all the settling of the side, Gunners blasted Dinamo Zagreb in Champions League qualifying match last night away at Dinamo. Cesc Fabregas netted twice and Van Persie scored to seal the win for a side missing many of the team's star players.



The geographically challenged Sol Campbell, who wanted to end his career abroad, apparently believes that Portsmouth is somewhere outside of England. Let's hope he has better luck locating his old form than dealing with geography. What a weird ending to a great Arsenal career.



And if you thought English fans would be all forgive and forget for CRonaldo, it doesn't appear that way.



Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Is he or isn't he? Only his agent knows for sure! The continuing saga of Jose Antonio Reyes (AKA JAR)...well, continues. First, he was ready to go. Then he was happy to stay...but one day he'd like to go. Now, he's on his way back to spain. This is one Gunner (other than the Princess) who I really won't mind seeing leave. In my mind, he just doesn't produce enough goals and he's a soft player. Sure, he's pretty for the ladies to look at and all that, but he doesn't appear to be cut out for the rigors of English football. So, go ahead, Professor. Cash out the JAR, buy yourself a midfielder who can bring the rumble, and give him a plane ride back home, where he will be reunited with his family once again.



Why, Martin, Why?
If you believe the BBC, and why wouldn't you, former Hoops boss Martin O'Neill will be taking the reins at Aston Villa, a club beset with controversy and pursued by as many as five different potential buyers. This seems certainly like a downward move from the legendary Celtic, where O'Neill was highly successful.



O'Neill's name surfaced during the bumbling search, or was it a grope, for the England coach. But, other than that, there have not been a surfeit of high profile clubs with openings. He certainly couldn't go back to the SPL after having coached the best team in that league. And with the domestic situation, an English club was probably the only job he wanted to take. If he does well at Villa, then he'll be ready for future openings at better clubs.



Thursday, August 3, 2006

If Zidane was not initially sorry for the butt heard round the world, he should be now. The fact that this is the number one song in France right now, is more proof of what I've maintained for years: the French have no ability for popular music. I reached this conclusion years ago in 5th Grade French class, when we were forced to listen to a group known as the French Beach Boys. It was beyond horrible. God, I hope there are no French metal bands.



SAF has explained the expulsion of RVN, one of the best strikers in the game. He didn't like being dropped from the Carling Cup Final, so he had to go. Wow. While I respect a manager's right to have obedience from his players, that rationale seems a bit of thin broth for the quick hook to RVN. I don't like RVN much, but he is a tremendous finisher and I believe the Red Devils have been significantly weakened by the RVN-removal. I think SAF's ego may be getting a bit big for Old Trafford...



And, what the Hell is it about Celtic and friendlies this year?!! First, they blow a tire against DC United, losing 4-0 (I don't think Real Madrid will have the same trouble next week), then they go to Japan and drop a 3-0 decision to Top Ramen, or whoever it was. Losing to a team in the J-League is like...well, like losing to an MLS side. C'mon, Bhoys! Even your third string side should beat Yohohama F Marinos. Geez, even my team could make a match against 'em.



Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Vieira Does the Right Thing

Good news from Italy. Patrick Vieira has signed with Inter Milan, rather than crossing the River Styx and joining the Red Devils. It may have all been about money. Who knows? But, I like to think that when Patrick really thought about putting on a MU jersey, after all the bitter contests against them during his Arsenal days, he realized that it would just be wrong. Good luck at Inter, No. 4.



Tuesday, August 1, 2006

There are two primary ways Patrick Vieira could tarnish his Arsenal legacy and he appears ready to choose method #1. Oh well. You can't really blame him. He's got to get out of the Serie A quagmire he's found himself in and Manchester United is one of the premier clubs in the world. He'll have himself right back in the thick of Champions League contention with this move. The problem for the Red Devils, even after the Michael Carrick acquisition, is they're still light in arrears on the front line after shipping RVN away.



I'm glad to see Arsenal making noises of sending disgruntled (and apparently dyspeptic) princess Ashley Cole off to Real Madrdid. Selling one of your best players to your EPL title rival was nothing more than madness, and the Professor knows it.



Saturday, July 29, 2006

SPL Up and Going

It's still a few weeks away from the starting gun for Arsenal and the English Premiership, but the Scottish Premier League hit the gates today in the land of kilts and red hair. My Bhoys, Celtic, stormed all over Killmarnock 4-1. Hoops manager Gordon Strachan laughed at critics who complained of Celtic's pre-season form. You may recall that the Bhoys lost 4-0 to DC United a few weeks back. No matter. I guess the MSL is just a might stiffer competition than the SPL (wink wink). Hopefully, Fox Sports will have some highlights tonight.



Friday, July 28, 2006

US Womens' Team Looks Good

Ok. Finished the US v. Ireland match I had recorded over the weekend. The women's team looks pretty darn good. They weren't spectacular, only dominant, over Ireland, a side ranked 32nd in the world. Ireland packed the back, leaving the US midfield to have their way across great swaths of green, and completely owned the side channels. The defense was rarely troubled. There were a lot of young players on the field and they looked promising. Heather O'Reilly, in particular. If she ever learns to finish, she's going to be a handful. UW's Tina Frimpong also looked good. Still as speedy as ever and played strong defense.



My post-World Cup ennui has been lifted with the realization that the Women's World Cup will be 13 months from now! And in this one, we get a US team with a real shot at glory.



Despite initial hesitation, I've shelled out the bucks to see Real Madrid play DC United at Qwest Field in 11 days. How could I resist?!



Bummer deal in Wednesday's game. 10 minutes in and the Quadriceps tweaks out. Muscle tear. And we started out the game playing so well. To quote the Jagger-meister, "What a drag it is getting old." Now, if I can only find some of those daddy's little helpers...



Tuesday, July 25, 2006

You Can Smell it All The Way From Naples

Oooh, Oooh That Smell (Cue Lynyrd Skynyrd music)



Yes, it's Italian soccer time again. You look at all the ways that different countries try to ruin the Beautiful Game and no one tops the Itals. Brazil's inept management, Colombia's violence, England's inept formations (please, will someone teach Peter Crouch how to shoot a jump shot), America's, well America's lack of talent. Not one of these countries has been able to run a professional league that is little more than a cesspool of corruption like Serie A.



And just when the legal authorities look like they want to really do something about the corruption, they decide they were just kidding. Give the big teams a little slap on the wrist and a hug for everyone and on to the season. Unbelievable. I always fast forward past the Serie A highlights on FSW, because Italian soccer bores me to tears, but it's worth mentioning because the Itals have won the World Cup and because this kind of corruption can spread. If FIFA cares about the game, they should act, because the Italians have shown that they can't guard their own henhouse. Of course, as they say, if my grandmother had cajones, she'd be my grandfather...



On to Footie That Really Matters...
I'm still on Cloud 9 about the championship my daughter's team won over the weekend. Don't ask me about it, though. I rattle on worse than a new father talking about his newborn...



I see Arsenal has a new kit. Brought back Fly Emirates as a sponsor. I guess I've got to get me a new strip. Can't be seen in last year's fashion now, can I?



Real Madrid is coming to Seattle to play against DC United. Can't pass that one up. How many times do you get the chance here in the states to boo Becks up close and personal?



Started to watch the weekend's match between US and Ireland with little princess. Caught the first 15 minutes and in which, the US ladies looked competently dominant. I'll have to watch the entire game here this week (don't tell me the score). It was nice to see University of Washington grads Hope Solo (in goal) and Tina Frimpong on the field. Frimpong was a striker in college, but they have her playing central back. She did get to push up early on one play and really infused the offense, beat the defender around the corner with a really nifty dribble and pushed the ball back to the top of the box for a great opportunity. I'd love to see Frimpong at striker...she was one of the fastest players i've ever seen on a run, but the US team is loaded. It's good to see her on the pitch with the Nationals.



Horse Gets Zizou'd

This is equally hilarious and sad. Apparently, the horse had been trash-talking the jockey all day long with comments about his height and suggesting his sister dates basketball players.



Monday, July 24, 2006

Exciting Soccer Weekend

It was off to beautiful (yes, I'm kidding) Lake Oswego, Oregon for a soccer tournament this weekend with my daughter's team. Unfortunately, we visited in the midst of a heat wave that brought 100+ temperatures and a humidity that can best be described as Minnesotan...or Hellish.



It was all worth it, though, as the little princess' team won the championship! This was very exciting as it was the team's first tournament championship in 3 years together. They are a talented little bunch but have underperformed the previous 2 seasons. They seem to have it working now. Two weeks ago they came within a whisker of winning the Diadora Cup, only losing on penalty kicks. And now, they've bagged their first championship trophy. And these are high level tournaments they're competing in. To get to the finals, they had to get through the defending Oregon State champions in the semi-finals.



They played some great soccer at times this weekend. At other times, when they couldn't get the style of soccer they wanted, they did what they had to do to win. After the championship match, I heard the losing coach telling his team that they were the better team, but things didn't work out their way. It's true that the other team created more pressure and more opportunities over the balance of the game (our keeper made an astounding 12 saves in the game; I think we had 4 or 5 shots). However, at the end, we had 2 goals and they only had 1. I think that makes us the better team. I couldn't help recall former University of Washington football coach and NCAA basketball gambling analyst Rick Neuheisel's famous retort when University of Oregon coach Rick Bellotti complained that his losing Ducks played better than Slick Rick's triumphant University of Colorado team in the Holiday Bowl: "Scoreboard, baby!"



Champions are the team that perseveres, that finds a way to win on the off days, as well as the days when everything is working. Champions are the team that surrenders individuality to a collective goal and purpose. Champions are the ones left standing after all the punches that could be thrown have been thrown.



It was wonderful to see these girls be the ones that jumped and screamed as the referee blew the whistle to signal the game's end. They willed themselves to victory. And, I was happy to see my daughter place the corner kick that was slotted home by a teammate for the game-breaker!



I was elated to see these girls - my daughter amongst them - achieve a goal they'd worked so hard for.