Henry Rumours Growing Darker
This one actually makes me a bit nervous - the linkage to Wenger's future makes it all the more plausible.

Daughter of the year, bank robbery division. Heather Johnston of Atlanta, GA.

She also talked about the stylish sunglasses she and Ashley Miller wore during the heist, which was meant to look like a robbery.

"We had got them a couple weeks before this even came up. Like, we called them our stunner shades," she said.

Johnston laughed about what she and Miller did after the robbery: "Go straight to the mall." The first thing they did was visit an upscale hair salon to get highlights in their hair.

"Some of the stuff we did was pretty ignorant," she said.

Hear. Hear. But, after taking care of some basic needs, the pair turned altruistic.

Authorities say the two also went shopping, ate a meal and gave money to the homeless afterward.

Well, add this to the list of injuries I hope to never suffer from. I didn't even know that was possible.