That's Why He Calls Himself The Special One
Who else, but Chelsea's master of the whinebite (that's a soundbite of a longer whine during an interview) could get arrested for his dog possibly not having all its shots? Ah, Jose, please don't leave Chelsea. What would the EPL do without you...I suppose hire a league clown might be a start.

The New York Times Travel Section has a piece about an American and his son traveling to London to see Arsenal play. Unfortunately, they picked the West Ham home defeat. The Writer, Henry Fountain, describes Arsenal perfectly:

We had our sights set on our favorite team, Arsenal, a Premier League
squad with entertaining young players, including Emmanuel Adebayor, a
striker from Togo, and the Catalan midfielder Cesc Fàbregas. The team
has a style that can be intoxicating (the players often make beautiful
passes) and infuriating (they often make one pass too many).

True dat, Henry. True dat. Perhaps, Arsene will have the boys work some shooting drills in July.